Jasper

A Jasper is something that is very obvious.

"Why are they punting on 4th down?" asked Fred, "That's a jasper," said Tom.

by falconclone October 26, 2007

jaspered

to jizz ones pants while dancing

Jasper jaspered his pants while dancing with Lexi, his homecoming date.

by Jasper Shan December 28, 2008

Jasper

A ginger haired disabled sperm

Man 1: oh shit jasper is here
Man 2:run!!!

by Chubbryhamster October 16, 2017

jasper

hes the biggest nerd you will meet. you will be able to beat the crap out of him easily he will probabaly have glasses.

jasper is the biggest nerd

by somerandomguy8===D November 30, 2018

jasper

A fat asshole who has no life with anyone and is deeply obsessed with redheads and midgets this will mean that a Jasper has no future with any girl and will be either gay or lonely for the rest of his life. Upon meeting a Jasper, it is good to know that his weaknesses are his self-esteem and any relationship problems including redheads.

person a: Why are you squishy my booty? You wouldn't happen to be a Jasper, would you?
Person B: (Nods head slowly.

by UKnowWhoIAm750 December 4, 2019

Jasper

The name given to the shipping of British youtubers Joe sugg and Casper lee.

Jasper are perfect!

by Lamamama March 8, 2015

Jasper

The act of deepthroating so much dick that the sucker develops SARS in their epiglottis.

Damn, I got SARS the other day trying to do a Jasper

by JasperMonkey June 30, 2015