Jake

Dumb, crazy, not funny, yeets water bottles for fun, throw rocks at birds

He is insane he must be a Jake

by Lil pony king February 21, 2019

Jake

A guy who shits his pants

When you eat to much taco hell you Jake in your pants

by Confess101 December 16, 2017

Jake

A gay person.

Kai: You know Jake?
Kyle :yeah the gay one.

by okayboomerzoomer March 19, 2020

Jake

A welsh cheating bastard ;; usually has blonde hair and is gay ;; they have a 1.1 inch and 2.2 when erected

Jake is a dick

by CHARBULL March 2, 2017

Jake

Jake has a foot fetish, thus making him gross af. Sometimes he licks fish cooch too.

Jake is really disgusting

by TridentLord195 June 7, 2018

Jake

A Jake is someone who will drive you crazy by playing hard to get. Once you get to know him at first, he's the sweetest guy that gives you butterflies. Later on though, he becomes bossy and makes you mad. He tries to make you jealous.

"Hey do you still talk to Jake?"

"No, he's turned into a jerk lately. "

by O'Bryan July 27, 2012

Jake

A woman/man with a harry ass that has never shaved in her life.
Also can be a complete Bitch at times.
Loves to give and receive Rainbow Kisses and Rusty Trombones.
Loves to beat cracker meat.
Wishes she could have an omega boner.
Thinks they are gangsta.

Dam that man needs to shave. She is pulling a Jake.
Jeeves get the weedkiller we got a Jake.

by DJD666 January 12, 2009