Jake

A guy who usually is blonde and has blue eyes.
Secretly has an obsession over vampire tv shows. Not committed he's a one night type of fella. Randomly likes to smile, even if his cat dies.

Boy 1: why does he smile all the time

Boy 2: idk he's looking like a victor smiling all the time
Boy 3: what can you say he's a jake

by Yoloswagnan March 25, 2017

Jake

Perpetually drunk Aussie who molests French Men

OMG, stop crawling on the floor and acting like Jake. It's really annoying.

by Mrtoogood April 18, 2017

Jake

A welsh cheating bastard ;; usually has blonde hair and is gay ;; they have a 1.1 inch and 2.2 when erected

Jake is a dick

by CHARBULL March 2, 2017

Jake

A gay person.

Kai: You know Jake?
Kyle :yeah the gay one.

by okayboomerzoomer March 19, 2020

Jake

Jake has a foot fetish, thus making him gross af. Sometimes he licks fish cooch too.

Jake is really disgusting

by TridentLord195 June 7, 2018

Jake

A Jake is someone who will drive you crazy by playing hard to get. Once you get to know him at first, he's the sweetest guy that gives you butterflies. Later on though, he becomes bossy and makes you mad. He tries to make you jealous.

"Hey do you still talk to Jake?"

"No, he's turned into a jerk lately. "

by O'Bryan July 27, 2012

Jake

A woman/man with a harry ass that has never shaved in her life.
Also can be a complete Bitch at times.
Loves to give and receive Rainbow Kisses and Rusty Trombones.
Loves to beat cracker meat.
Wishes she could have an omega boner.
Thinks they are gangsta.

Dam that man needs to shave. She is pulling a Jake.
Jeeves get the weedkiller we got a Jake.

by DJD666 January 12, 2009