Jonas Brothers 

I can already hear the 14-year-old white girls.
Everyone else is dead.
The door's integrity is being weakened more and more.
They're here.
SOMEONE SAVE ME.

The Jonas Brothers is going to be the cause of World War III.

Jonas Brothers by 7568ino December 25, 2023

[Jonas Brothers] 

The epitomy of homosexuality, bad singing voices, and great hair. Unfortunately for them, most of the gay male faction does not like to go for such pansy fellows such as the Jonas Brothers.

Gee, you listen to the Jonas Brothers? You must be gay, just like they are. That's simply super-duper.

[Jonas Brothers] by Chancellor of the Universe January 7, 2009

Jonas Brothers Suck 

A tested and proven fact. This band is so abysmally terrible that it would be funny if their "music" wasn't so god damn annoying. If you are a fan of the Jonas Brothers, then you are a tasteless individual who probably has no idea what real music is (see also: Jonas Brothers Fan).

Incredibly rudimentary guitar work, basic and stale drumming and ultra annoying, nasal-as-fuck vocals are what the Jonas Brother's "music" is composed of. It's not original or innovative in the slightest, either.

More proof that the Jonas Brothers suck, as though it was really necessary, is the fact that their fan base is almost entirely retarded. Just check through the comments on any of the many hate videos scattered throughout Youtube. Even scarier still is the fact that some fans actually actively seek out these videos just to attack them... and they say us haters have no lives. Ironic, huh?

Jonas Brothers Suck by Wormaldson August 4, 2009

Jonas Brothers Fangirls 

Stupid girls usually who are between 12-17 who worship and pray and dream of having sex with the Jonas Brothers. They are mindless bandwagon followers who can't spell argue or think of any reason to like the Jonas Brothers than their (lack of) looks. They are like zombies you can't kill legally.

"Oh god those Jonas Brothers fangirls just flamed me for not being a zombie and liking the JB

Jonas Brothers Fangirls by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009

Jonas Brothers Hater 

Anyone who got a least a taste for real music

Some Bitch"Fuck you!!, Jona brother are hot and know what their singing,you Jonas Brothers Hater!!" Me(having a conversation about i don't like the Homobrother and then interrupted by a 13 year old girl that came from no where)" Know what they singing?!!,then don't know what their singing first it about sex,then go on about purity ring,if you want music try Frank Sinatra" Some bitch"Who that singer that my dad like?, old and not music!!" Me"Sigh" they know nothing these day"

Jonas Brothers Hater by Nelson666 September 7, 2009

Jonas Brothers Haters 

There are known definitions:-
1. People who hate the Jonas Brothers. (No, really?)
2. People who hate the Jonas Brothers because, according to the Jonas Brothers Haters' enemies, the Jonas Brothers Fangirls, they are 'hawter' or more 'famouse' than the Jonas Brother Hater.
3. A group of mainly 13-17 year old boys who are homophobic and would feel 'gay' if they said they liked the Jonas Brohers. (DISREGARD THIS DEFINITION. IT IS HIGHLY INACCURATE.)
4. Synonyms for awesome.

I am one of the Jonas Brothers Haters. I'm female.

Jonas Brothers Haters by The Infinite Sadness May 31, 2009

Jonas Brothers Haters 

A person who can think for themselves and resist bubblegum pop the media floods them with

Did you see those Jonas Brothers Haters? They were the only ones to pass the test.

Jonas Brothers Haters by AlisaGirl1990 July 17, 2009