A Christian pop/rock band that consists of three brothers. That's pretty much it...
I first found this band a few years ago on some Nickelodeon commercial for a Zoey 101 movie that featured one of their songs. The song itself only appeared in the movie for a few seconds on an amplifier.
A few years later, these brothers became the biggest phenomenon since the fucking Beatles. They're rather similar to the Beatles due to the fact that they have legions of teenage fangirls that desperately want to have sexual intercourse with them, even though they're Evangelicals and won't fuck until they get married.
Musically, they're very different from the Beatles. They're basically a cross between Fall Out Boy and Hanson. Many of their songs are embarrassingly catchy, and this is coming from a guy who also listens to Cannibal Corpse. Their lyrics seem a bit immature and family friendly, but if you listen to "Burnin' Up" closely, you can sense a hint of sexual desire.
So why all the hate? I'm starting to think the only reason people hate them is because they're associated with Disney and all they want to do is brainwash kids. Or it might have something to do with their squeaky, high-pitched voices. What they need to do is get the fuck away from Disney and Inject some testosterone into their bodies. Then I think they'd get more respect.
I first found this band a few years ago on some Nickelodeon commercial for a Zoey 101 movie that featured one of their songs. The song itself only appeared in the movie for a few seconds on an amplifier.
A few years later, these brothers became the biggest phenomenon since the fucking Beatles. They're rather similar to the Beatles due to the fact that they have legions of teenage fangirls that desperately want to have sexual intercourse with them, even though they're Evangelicals and won't fuck until they get married.
Musically, they're very different from the Beatles. They're basically a cross between Fall Out Boy and Hanson. Many of their songs are embarrassingly catchy, and this is coming from a guy who also listens to Cannibal Corpse. Their lyrics seem a bit immature and family friendly, but if you listen to "Burnin' Up" closely, you can sense a hint of sexual desire.
So why all the hate? I'm starting to think the only reason people hate them is because they're associated with Disney and all they want to do is brainwash kids. Or it might have something to do with their squeaky, high-pitched voices. What they need to do is get the fuck away from Disney and Inject some testosterone into their bodies. Then I think they'd get more respect.
by Jeebus Cripes February 1, 2009
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Girl 1: OMGGGZZZZ DID YOU SEE THE JONAS BROTHERS LAST NIGHT?!?!?
Girl 2: OMG YA HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED IT!?!?
Guy: Fuck them they suck ass!
Girl 2: OMG YA HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED IT!?!?
Guy: Fuck them they suck ass!
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n.- Really bad boy band founded sometime in 2007, no one knows the real date because no one cares. They make ridiculously stupid covers and songs. They may be kid safe, but when 99% of your fan base is girls 9-15, and you call yourself a "rock" band, then you must have severe head trauma and deserve to die. Because the Jonas Brothers and mainstream rap and hip hop and pop (mostly the JonASS brothers) clog the arteries of the music industry, there are very few good bands actually being heard about, (IE Alexisonfire, Moneen, The Blood Brothers.) Any of these bands have potential for a major label, but because these no talent asses, the JoHoes, are converting potential listeners, they will never get that shot.
Yes, I'm 16.
Yes, I'm a male.
No, not all of my music is emo, heavy metal, punk, etc. I listen to the Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, The Beach Boys, Led Zeppelin, Boston, Chicago... You get the point.
If you're reading this and like the Jonas Brothers, let these words seep into your brain before you start with your "OMG! THE JoNAs BRoThERs aRe AmAziNG!" Their cover of Hello Goodbye was horrible, Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr must be angered by this cover.
Yes, I'm 16.
Yes, I'm a male.
No, not all of my music is emo, heavy metal, punk, etc. I listen to the Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, The Beach Boys, Led Zeppelin, Boston, Chicago... You get the point.
If you're reading this and like the Jonas Brothers, let these words seep into your brain before you start with your "OMG! THE JoNAs BRoThERs aRe AmAziNG!" Their cover of Hello Goodbye was horrible, Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr must be angered by this cover.
by KillerPineapple January 17, 2009
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Get the Jonas Brothers mug.A bunch of donkey ass-raping cock munchers and faggots. Their fanbase consists of rabid cock-wielders a.k.a. little immature girls who don't know what music is or what rock is. These butt-pirate fag machines frequently give each other anal backstage. If you have a f*cking brain, you don't like these bag-slapping, disney raping, shit-sucking, cum drinking, homos. F*ck! People, do you know what music is anymore?!?!?!?! These f*cking chastity loving queers are sucking some major cock and yet many do not seem to notice.
Anything Disney is already an epic fail and is scarred for life.
These queers don't play anything in the "rock" genre and yet their fans think they do.
The typical Jonas Brothers fan has a massive shit-covered dick up their ass.
These queers don't play anything in the "rock" genre and yet their fans think they do.
The typical Jonas Brothers fan has a massive shit-covered dick up their ass.
by UrDadsDad December 19, 2008
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2. Groups of Pre-Teen fangirls who insist touching each other each time the see the "Joe Bros"
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1. Nick, Kevin, and Joe AKA the Jonas Brosexuals
2. *scene: its a sleep over with a bunch of preppy girls watching the jonas brothers on their ipods*
Girls 1-9: OMGeeZ I LOVE the JONAS BROS. *comenses in touching each other*
2. *scene: its a sleep over with a bunch of preppy girls watching the jonas brothers on their ipods*
Girls 1-9: OMGeeZ I LOVE the JONAS BROS. *comenses in touching each other*
by Feircedeity0 April 15, 2009
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