Jesse

Jesse is a CHIP :D
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Jesse is a chip
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by xannaxsmithx January 12, 2008

Jess

An annoying piece of shit

Jess, fuck off

by Oi you lot shut up July 21, 2019

Jesse

Someone who crapped themselves or smells bad.

Man that kid is such a major Jesse.

by Jesse is a god November 18, 2018

jesse

He is a big faggot, he tends to suck a lot of dick.
Jesse. Gay,douchebag,not intelligent,and looks like a street bum.

hey john, look at the jesse! that's a jesse if i have ever seen one....

hey jimmy your friend looks like a jesse!

by faggot fucker09 December 10, 2018

Jesse

Jesse is the kid in school who knows a lot about a couple of subjects but only useless facts. He is generally tall with dirty blond hair and turquoise eyes. Generally has a loose sense of humor but can make you laugh even if you're mad at him. If you are a girl reading this jesses generally have large dicks. If your a guy not by the name of Jesse, have fun I have no advise for you. If your a guy named Jesse then listen up, you are one of two things. Either ugly or hot as hell. If your ugly you have two choices. One: you are ugly but aren't usually a huge dick. Two: your ugly and are a dick. If one applies then good job you have hope to not die a virgin. If two applies then your hopeless. If your hot you have one choice. Not dying a virgin. Good job.

OMG he is such a Jesse. I should bang him.

by jesserplex July 19, 2017

Jesse

A person who gets your group of friends into trouble and bolts it before the teacher comes to see you.

Teacher: BOYS, OVER HERE
Jack: Where is Max?
Nic: Oh no, he's done a Jesse.

by NasTeBoi August 5, 2017

Jesse

Someone who is a complete asshole not only to his children but his “friends” around him. Doesn’t really contribute much to someone’s cookout or tailgate. Claims to be a know it all but doesn’t really know anything. Acts feminine. Probably has a small dick.

Did you see Jesse this weekend? What a complete douchebag.

by forwherevertheyshallgo December 19, 2018