Jacob 

Lazy, always tired, has an excuse for everything, the oposite of adventurous, enjoys video games on levels no one would understand, likes to be alone, not a sporty man, infact hates anything to do with going outside.

Jacob, come outside and play with us.

Jacob by John Salvich July 27, 2017

Jacob 

Jew

Me: Let’s go out to eat!
Person: But that costs money.
Me: Oh, don’t be such a fucking Jacob!

Jacob by Katfaced696 February 24, 2018

Jacob 

no one needs a jacob he is one of the biggest fuck boys on the planet ive dated a jacob and he fucked then dumped me and claims he has the biggest dick out there but is know that was a lie and jacob if you see this go fuck your self :) a jaocb thinks he knows everything but he really knows nothing he is stupid as hell

jacob is stupid

Jacob by emma stinngers May 15, 2018

Jacob 

A boy that's cool got a big dick. You never know he might jack off a lot may everynight or day. He's fit. Everyone wants to hangout with him. And he's funny.

Jacob is hot fucker who you can always rely on.

Jacob by The cool man June 22, 2018

Jacob 

jacob is the perfect person to call when you don’t want a dog anymore.he will eat it for a small price of 2,000,000 dollars.he is always hungry watch out.he also like black guys twerking

*jacob sees black guy*

Jacob: i wonder what you would look like twerking

Jacob by Black guy twerking November 28, 2018

Jacob 

Jacob is a needy Person Who always relies on other peoples affection. Jake up does not have a lot of friends and no significant other because they’re too scared of commitment

I don’t like Jacobs

Jacob by Paveet April 24, 2019

Jacob 

Bitch who always goes afk

'Man you' re such a jacob' 'No ill be back in a minute'

Jacob by FuckRecRoom69 June 21, 2019