Israel cube

A tough lil guy that looks cute when happy, but if you mess with him, he has the ability to kill you while washing his kippa.

"Hey, I see an Israel cube over there!"
"I dare you to pet it."

by US-IL February 17, 2025

Israeled

When someone (group) reclaims there home and/or property (this can include native languages), and revitalizes it. This occurs in spite of tremendous violence and/or targeting of the person (people).

The natives finally israeled their land.

by Shaylene January 8, 2024

Israeled

When someone fucks around, and then finds out harder than he could ever imagine.

Jack tried to sucker punch Jon, got Israeled by Jon and he is now paralyzed from the neck down.

by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023

Israeled

To Be a light unto the nations

You have done such a beautiful deed. You've been Israeled

by A Yid December 27, 2023

Israeled

When someone fucks around, and then finds out harder than he could ever imagine.

Jack tried to sucker punch Jon, got Israeled by Jon and he is now paralyzed from the neck down.

by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023

Israeled

When you start a fight with someone and they beat the shit out of you, you got Israeled. Similar to fucking around and finding out.

I shoved this little guy out of my way at a concert, and he ended up beating the fuck out of me — I got Israeled.

by FAFO Officer January 24, 2024

Israel

When you steal someone's house and then get shocked when they hate you as a result

Najda: "You are such an Israel"
Yochanan: "And if I don't Israel it, someone else will"

by VivaPalestina June 15, 2025