Imlay City

A small town in the lower peninsula of Michigan full of Mexicans, middle school thots, and highschool jocks that think they will be in the nfl. In Imlay City all you smell is pickles. The town is so boring, the most exciting that happens here is the blueberry festival. Imlay City messed that up too, it got replaced with the busker fest. Wtf even is a busker. If you wanna go do something fun you have to drive at least 25 minutes to a town that actually had things to do. Around here you will find students vaping in school bathrooms, fucking on the poly Ann trail, and harrasing workers at the local pizza machine. Most of the girls here are stuck up and will ignore you unless you are wearing lulu lemon leggings, a pink sweatshirt, and AirPods. All the guys like the same 3 girls and have since like 3rd grade. They are jocks but suck at every sport. Welcome to Imlay City and thanks for coming to my Ted talk!

I looked to my left and saw a Mexican gang, to my right, middle schoolers hitting a juul. I was in Imlay City

by subtopewdiepie February 18, 2019

islamofacism

A word made up by dumb liberals who can't spell "islamofascism".

liberal: islamofacism doesn't exist!
conservative: it's "islamofascism" you moron!

by Al Gore Rhythm October 30, 2006

islamitrauma

In Philadelphia, 2004, the term Islamitrauma was born. Generally used to describe a condition in which behavior or belief invarient with mainstream/moderate islam produce conditions in which an individual (the traumatized) engages in unislamic behavior. Behavior in which the traumatizer intended to prevent by adopting or acting on extremist, insensitive, or hateful views.

"There is little doubt in my mind that it was islamitrauma that landed that larki on the pole..."

"Irshad Manji is the posterchild for islamitrauma at the turn of the century".

by John Waters December 29, 2005

islam

is an Abrahamic monotheistic religion which professes that there is only one and incomparable God (Allah) and that Muhammad is the last messenger of God. It is the world's second-largest religion and the fastest-growing major religion in the world, with over 1.7 billion followers or 23% of the global population, known as Muslims. Islam teaches that God is merciful, all-powerful, and unique; and He has guided mankind through revealed scriptures, natural signs, and a line of prophets sealed by Muhammad. The primary scriptures of Islam are the Quran, viewed by Muslims as the verbatim word of God, and the teachings and normative example (called the sunnah, composed of accounts called hadith) of Muhammad (c. 570–8 June 632 CE). The cities of Mecca, Medina and Jerusalem are home to the three holiest sites in Islam.

In Islam killing one innocent person is as if you kill the whole humanity

by walid mashal April 16, 2017

Islamabomb

A nuclear weapon possessed by an Islamic country, or more specifically, the nuclear weapon developed by A. Q. Khan of Pakistan.

A. Q. Khan is considered by many to be the father of the Islamabomb

by ntvnykr October 7, 2006

islamofascist

Islamic dictators with little regard to human life. Usually hiding under the skirt of the UN.

Saddam, Bin Laden, Quadaffi,Mugabee,Yasser Arafart ect...

by william nelson January 1, 2004

islamofascisterrorist

N: 1. a person who offends everybody in the world by there presence here.
2. someone who can't help but be romolicious
3. anybody who thinks manele is music

Nicolais Guta is the biggest islamofascisterrorist in the world, behind Gigi Becali.

by mangot December 11, 2006