HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.

I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.

by The Real Driller January 21, 2025

Red Ink Calligraphy

A sexual act in which one partner holds in their urges to urinate for a day or two, and eats and drinks the worst kinds of junk foods and alcohol, conjuring a vigorous bladder storm inside, and when it is finally unbearable, they release their blood coloured piss onto their sexual partner.

1: Hey bro why do you smell so awful?

2: Me and my partner performed the sacred practice of Red Ink Calligraphy, and I didn't have time to shower...

by Paleo-Fecal Investigator March 25, 2020

nutty ink

the act off drawing on a glass window with your sweaty nutsack

i was mowing the lawn and i accdenly saw my neigbor doing nutty ink

by danti dicoreo November 30, 2011

To get the ink

When a girl (or a guy) is about to get cum from a guy

(Guy): Look at the porn actor's face. He won't hold much longer
(Girl): She's about to get the ink!

by Indianajohns August 14, 2018

blk ink

Blk ink is a fire ass artist who is literally smarter than everyone. He is very kind with a large vocabulary, and he is a funny ass nigga.

Blk ink is so fire bro. Ong

by Blk ink November 22, 2021

ink drinker

One who drinks up books! A devout reader. Bookworm

They read so many books, I think their an ink drinker

by Inkdrinker8962 November 23, 2021

dink ink

The same meaning as "tramp stamp" but for dudes with no imagination.

"Yo, you check out Ryan's new dink ink?"
"Of course, but the guys dumb. Who else still gets tribal tattoos?"

by ErkTehJerk June 04, 2014