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Barn-owled

The act of sneaking up behind someone and holding their head before turning it 180 degrees in the opposite direction, in a manner not unlike a barn owl swings it's head around in a single sweep.
Jack got barn-owled this morning in the ring.
by Gray Nightshade May 27, 2021
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flora barnes

the worlds biggest sket/munter that has ever existed
oi, that sket flora barnes should die
by dabxD July 13, 2017
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riley barnes

Riley Barnes A charming girl. A little on the shy side but when she’s comfortable she’s crazy wild and out going- in a good way though. She very much loves long romantic walks to the fridge. She’s def a cutie for sure. She can get annoyed sometimes but by the end of the day she’s still a major sweetheart. She does her best to always be there for her friends, she fails ; like we all do, but she’s a great friend.
Man 1) Bro, she hot

Man 2) Who?
Man 1) Riley Barnes

Man 2) Oh man, I know she a complete snack
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Johnny's Barn

A term more commonly used in the South or in other countrified areas. It means to go the looooooongest way possible in the history of mankind in order to get to ones destination. Its as opposite as you can get from a short cut. Its taking the longest route ever imaginable. Usually used in the sentence "going around Johnny's barn"
1. They closed down the bridge so instead of walking my normal 5 minute route I had to walk all the way around Johnny's freakin barn and it took like 2o minutes.

2. I should have gotten there in 10 minutes but my GPS doesn't know how to use side roads so instead it took me all around Johnny's barn and I got there really late
3. Dang, why did it take you so long to get here? Did you walk all the way around Johnny's barn? Geez.

4. Daily workout? Just walk around Johnny's barn.
by PrincipalWinchester May 12, 2016
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booby barn

1 n: An adult establishment or bar full of strippers; nudy bar; strip club.
Hey (Johny) wanna go to the booby barn? I heard your mom was gonna be there. *laughter* Johny: "I hate you."
by woahbust October 24, 2020
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Shtu-Barnes

adjective: stupid; without thinking

Noun: Idiot
Adjective: That comment was Shtu-Barnes

Noun: Shut up Shtu-Barnes
by Richard Cranium June 25, 2003
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Mandela Barnes

My mom was a teacher and my dad worked third shift!
That's why I'll work just as hard for you, as you work for your family
Twitter: “I can't believe Mandela Barnes lost!”
Me: “I know, right! His mom was a teacher, and his dad worked third shift!”
by The Wisconsin Democratic Party January 19, 2023
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