Sexy Hot Matrix

This is a scale which compares hotness and craziness, and tells you how your night should end

Oh yeah, she is high up on my sexy hot matrix

by Quickscoper 420 NS September 9, 2016

matrix dis diq

it's when you lean to the left
and you lean to the right
then you MATRIX DIS DIQ!

i totally matrixed mah diq!! matrix dis diq!

by Reebok McGee August 20, 2007

The Matrix: Reloaded

G-Union is an idiot.

Ass spackler.

by Ellioto June 8, 2003

Matrixed Down

The opposite of Matrixed Up and The Matrix.

To stray away from Matrix effects (Charlies Angels, Spiderman) and Matrix spoofs (Kung Pow, Cats & Dogs) or to add something that is the opposite of The Matrix to the movie.

My home movies featured me jumping around the walls, so I matrixed it down by adding Willy Nelson.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 29, 2003

Matrix

A badass person who uses their computer skills to put forth revenge.

We call her the Matrix, cause she can dig up any information and make you regret ever messing with her.

by Matrix007 July 5, 2019

hot-crazy matrix

According to the original popular video on Youtube

The universal hot crazy matrix it's everything a young man needs to know about women. Teaches you how to identify fuckable, introduceable, dateable and wifeable woman.

guy 1: dude, I can't believe I spent 10 years with crazy read heads, I always end up with my tires slashed
guy2: I was there too, until I saw the hot-crazy matrix on youtube, that is a life-change man

by xerocool22 February 25, 2024

Matrix Engineer

Software Engineer working in overpriced, overhyped industry meanwhile working on cryptocurrencies and NFT due to recent rapid growth in technology in last 50 years and lack of confiscation/buy out companies with setting up unions in companies like Meta and lack of law system, also in many cases people with serious maniacal view on power of technology due to mesmerizing experience from computer games, in most extreme cases pimping from an early age.

- Do you know that guy Salt Almond ?
- Yes he is one of those Matrix Engineers.
- Those guys just want to put us into a mental cage for profit.
- They should start a church.

by FckYouTaylor November 21, 2023