Australia

They come second.
But seconed is 1st place for losers.

1974 out, 1975 well they needed to copy em. Australia!

by There's a stain on your lepel. September 27, 2023

Australia

The best country on earth. The only real problem is everything besides the people wants to fucking kill you. Even the kangaroos man. For fucks sake.

American: Bro Australia is better than America.
Other American: Shut the fuck up.
American: The truth hurts man, so does stepping on a box jellyfish.

by yourmomisbadyouhaveabaddad May 2, 2021

Australia

The place where people walk around barefoot on the streets.

Australia

by MuzzCheese May 8, 2021

Australia

A fictional country

“Australia isn’t fucking real, mate.”

by gummybearrose October 18, 2019

Australia

The country where everyone is either on fire, having sex or being killed by a deadly animal. as you tell by that, australia is the best country in the world

"bro its like 40 degrees i'm literally burning"
"are you kidding i dont have an aircon it's like 48 for me!"
"suck it up guys thats australia for ya"

by lennøx July 27, 2020

the Australia

When you are in the middle of eating a clit and you bite it off, thus resulting in a bloody mess, a breakup of even the cops

Carl: hey Jim, you ever think about how Urban Dictionary is really going downhill? I mean, all you see nowadays is people making up words about their friends or some nasty sexual act
Jim: lmao no but i do think of the Australia alot

by dumb_cunt_with_aids May 28, 2018

Virgin Australia

Absolute Robbers

Virgin Australia are absolute robbers. They charge their passengers exorbitantly.

by Wilbur4179 March 2, 2019