kerney-Itis

A rare conundrum that causes bad things (usually sexual) to happen to someone
Did you hear what Logan did withh that girl

Ya must have been a bad case of Kerney-Itis
by Cole_Gub69 September 20, 2023
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Itis

A good friend and good listener but moody all the time.

Having a nice smile that you can't easily forget
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-itis

The word people constantly keep using incorrectly because they don't even understand what the goddamn term means.
Person 1: I have videogame-itis
Person 2: You mean videogameOSIS, right?
Person 1: ...?
by metaloxidesemiconductor June 19, 2024
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Itis

Commonly known as paki itis or pakitis. Originating from South africa where the Dutch enslaved Indian people and would feed them large meals off maizemeal and carbs causing them to become sleepy after large amount of work and food. The white slavers would say I feed these pakis and they stopped working, they got paki itis.
I ate a big bowl of food and feel sleepy, I got the itis
by hernanday November 30, 2019
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Itis

When your overly full and can barely move
Man I just ate so much I have itis frrrr
by Kittybish December 12, 2020
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ITIS

The acronym of "Istituto Tecnico Industriale Statale" (translated would be "State Industral/Technical Institute").

The finest type of school in Italy, that prepares you for a future job and gives you technical culture, but to excel in the study course you need to be rational enough (if you aren't, you'll probably become more rational in a school like this).

After the diploma (graduation) you can start either to find for a job that involve technical skills, or continue the study courses in University or Politechnic (pratically an Institute of Technology).

If you're lucky, and the teachers are kind enought, you could get for free hardware that otherwise would be scrapped, even rare one if you know what and where to look for.

The drawback is (usually) the lack of female students that could lead male students to become crazier that what they were (mainly if they don't have female friends nor a girlfriend), and in some cases even become incels.
Carlo: Where do you study?
Mattia: I study in an ITIS, i've chose the ITclass.
Carlo: Is it hard?
Mattia: Not really: if you like technical stuff, and you're rational enought, the ITIS is the right school for you.
by Str1kernaut August 22, 2019
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itis

when used as a noun, and not a suffix, denotes that anxious feeling of waiting for something to be done
"Neighdeene gettin' the itis waitin' for her shift at Taco Bell to end!"
by George Leo August 15, 2022
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