Inverted Grizzly

When a woman's vagina is so hairy that It has hair on the inside as well.

A: I almost got laid last night, but had to get the fuck out when she took off her pants.
B: Why? She have a penis?
A: No, Inverted Grizzly.
B: Oh, snap.

by odInsanity March 26, 2009

Inverted Marker

A marker with unusual colors.

Guy#1: I got a inverted marker

Guy#2: I heard those are rare.

by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022

Sleep inverted

A person who sleeps and ison the barley on the phone in the day but is awake and socially active during night

Omg I’m so sleep inverted all I do is chat at night

by MavricFTML September 28, 2019

inverted collaranco

A nice respectful way of letting someone know you were lying

I am a major league baseball player

Bro I think he pulled an inverted collaranco

by 012345678909876543210 September 13, 2019

inverted gandalf

When a Bearded man stands his woman on he hands with her ass facing him and when he eats her pussy his beard tickles her asshole.

" I need to go buy some shampoo. Anna and I did the Inverted Gandalf Last night after Burritos."

by Reverend Gibs May 20, 2020

inverted [chili dog]

The chili that works it way into a man's penis after having a chili dog.

Dude, I was pissing brown for two days from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi July 4, 2006

inverted wingman

A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).

Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.

by Benny TP June 24, 2009