Super infinity

An actual scientific number. Used to quantity values greater than infinity but only applicable to a very, very narrow range of contexts.

Baby how much do you love me?

I love you (more than the number of stupid people in the world + questions new analyst asks + the amount of salt you add to your food + the number of steps it takes to walk to Jupiter)^infinity +1,392,828.02

Baby that’s just infinity!!

No babe — that’s super infinity.

by The universe_actually August 9, 2025

Rule infinity

the final rule when a person becomes a god/ a leader of all exsictance

it will grant you power beyond reasoning and can only be used once

if used by humans the individual who has used it shall be erazed from exsistance immediately

human: rule infinity *poof*

god: rule infinity

rule infinity: *listens*

god: give me pepsi

god 2:rule infinity

rule infinity: *listens*

god 2: literally destroy all exsistance

*poof*

by Quality_Seal August 11, 2018

Infinity

If there are an infinite number of natural numbers, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two natural numbers, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two of those fractions, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two of those fractions, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two of those fractions, and... then that must mean that there are not only infinite infinities, but an infinite number of those infinities. and an infinite number of those infinities. and an infinite number of those infinities. and an infinite number of those infinities, and... (infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and...) continues forever. and that continues forever. and that continues forever. and that continues forever. and that continues forever. and.....(…)…

That there are infinite natural numbers is the central property of infinity.

by Infiniteeee October 12, 2025

person infinity

The infinitieth person. The unexplainable realm, if you question its existence, you shall suffer an unthinkable fate. If you don’t respect him, you shall also suffer that fate.

Person infinity: hey wasup. I’m god.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.

by Redstowen August 23, 2023

zero times infinity

1. Something nonlogical, undefined, nonsense.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.

2. Something that doesn`t exist.

3. Something frustrating to calculate.

1.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...

2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!

3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.

by Jekr December 10, 2018

negative infinity out of one infinitesimal

A ranking reserved for war crimes so bad, WWII Germany and Japan look like joke villains compared to the masterminds behind such atrocities.

"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"

by Silicosis9324 May 9, 2023

Infinity War

The best damn movie in the universe! After Thor Ragnarok of course.

„Omg i‘m so excited to see Infinity War!“
„*spoils entire movie*“
*gets beaten to death*

by Gillette Abdi April 29, 2018