impostrophe

(n.) The all-too-common typographical error masquerading as an apostrophe, especially on the internet. The apostrophe is also known as an inverted comma since, in its correct form, it does not look like this: ' , but rather like a comma that sits above the baseline.

You bloody art directors are all the same. Kindly remove that impostrophe and replace it with the geniune article.

by el revez May 13, 2004

Impossible

A meaningless word.

Nothing is impossible.

by itreb ekim September 7, 2014

iPoser

A person who only buys an iPod solely for the purpose of showing it off, looking "cool", or using the headphones as a fashion accessory.

Person 1: God, Max is such an iPoser.
Person 2: I know!!! I bet his iPod doesn't even have any songs on it.

by cheesyweesy January 4, 2008

Impostersexual

Someone who is impostersexual are sexually attracted to sussy imposters. AKA. "Bakas"

Person 1: "OMG are you the imposter?"
Person 2: "How did you know!?"
Person 1: "I am not gonna press the emergency meeting button my baka ;)"
Person 2: "Why? You know im the imposter!"
Person 1: "Well, im impostersexual so i kinda wanna sleep with you right now."
Person 2: "OMG papi i love you too"
*Person 1 and 2 kisses and sexes*

by Vincidor October 29, 2021

Potent impotency

A situation that does not seem to be capable of bearing fruit with hidden capabilities

Potent impotency should never be underestimated.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Identity Imposition

Imposing a specific identity on a person by treating them well or badly in order to manipulate and control that person.

Someone I know is an identity imposition master. When we're on good terms, she treats me as if were a celebrity and a genius, when we're not getting along or when she starts to lose an argument, she speaks to me as if I were a fool.

by but for January 22, 2020

Sussy impostor baka

Sussy = suspicious baka = fool
Suspicious impostor fool

You are such a sussy impostor baka!

by TheUnknown769 August 12, 2021