Hummer Truck

Environmental killer, that is bigger than a motherfucker and looks like shit!

Have you done your share of poluting to day? Get a Hummer Truck!

by Nate Holupinio May 30, 2006

Hummer

More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.

robby gives good hummers

by chi chi rodriguez December 30, 2002

Humberto

A fake ass hoe

Should we invite Humberto? No he’ll just play fortnite

by Tocoolfoeyou March 10, 2018

humed

a term used by gamers when they humiliate an enemy player while playing a wager match in Call of Duty: Black Ops

Greg: Joe! I totally just humed you with my tomahawk!

Joe: Ya I know! I lost all my points!

by Spieken December 31, 2010

Humberto'd

Being as badass as possible at any given time.

Me: i hate gears of war 3!
Humberto: i just won with out you :)
Me: OMG you just Humberto'd
Humberto: -_-;

by HorsePenis.mpeg September 9, 2011

Humberto

Humberto is very kind. He's very romantic but no one appreciates him for that, or anything else. He's also a good friend and has your back for anything.

Humberto gets rejected by girls left and right.

by Elgoat69 February 7, 2022

hummer

n. - slang for a musician or aspiring composer lacking classical training. you might call it a come from behind, cinderella story, or you could say it's a joke.

danny elfman

"life's a bummer, when you're a hummer" -Hummer, Smashing Pumpkins

by b. simpson December 28, 2008