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Tom Holland

A FUCKING HOT GOD. Who plays the BEST Spider-Man out there. He's a complete and utter dork. But that is what his fans love about him. He could be in a relationship with Zendaya. But he's in a relationship with his cute dog Tessa. He absolutely LOVES Quaksons. He will dance to the song "Smooth Criminal" But he danced his ass off to "umbrella".
"Tom Holland is the GOD OF HOTNESS"
"If your not Tom Holland, then you can't date me!"
by Keah Bartlett January 16, 2019
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The Holland Heater

When you take apart the wiring for a space heater and clamp the exposed wires to the females nipples. You then proceed to have sex with her while flipping the switch for the heater randomly causing a jolt of electricity to run through her and arousing her until climax.
This woman claimed I couldn't get her to climax, so i introduced her to The Holland Heater... She still can't walk right. Even her speech is slurred now.
by My Dad Said November 2, 2021
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Tom Holland

A wholesome human being who has a large loyal fanbase. Doesn't know how to say Croissant properly, says it like "quackson". Is Peter Parker in the most recent Spiderman movies. Has incredible chemistry with his co star and long time best friend Zendaya. He has been reportedly been dating Zendaya since September 2021 when they got papped kissing at a red light in one of their cars. Tom Holland has also been in Avengers movies and the film Cherry where he shaved his head for the role.
Tom Holland was seen at the set for Spiderman: No Way Home last Thursday
by thecherryontop77 May 23, 2023
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Tom Holland

The Hottest Man in the World He Gets All Pussies And All Niggers Tom Is A Fucking God
by George Memeulous February 24, 2021
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Tom Holland

The sexiest man who have ever walked on the earth. He glows like the sun.

If you don’t like Tom Holland, that means that you’re the problem not him.
A: my girlfriend can’t stop talking about Tom Holland. What can I do?
B: there’s nothing you can do.
by Sanne Partridge Holland February 7, 2021
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Josh Holland

A mega bitch he sexually assaults girls and he’s not a skater boy he’s a see ya later boy if you come across Josh Holland kill him or walk away
“Hey you know Josh Holland died” “yeah I killed him with borris Johnson’s massive horse cock
by Saggytits420 November 23, 2021
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tom holland

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