Homework Head

Noun, indicating a situation in which a person is actively engaged in schoolwork whilst receiving a blowjob from another person more interested in physical gratification than scholarly pursuits. It is a psychologically similar phenomenon to road head.

"Oh, yeah, my professor loved my reading response, even though I wrote it during homework head."

"Listen, I know you have a lot of work to do... but how about some homework head?"

by A Kaiser September 17, 2006

Chinese Homework

What people who go to chinese school get.

Bob: ARG!! I have sooo much chinese homework!

by Bob Likes Pie. February 15, 2009

doing homework

An inconspicuous manner of telling another that you are leaving to go masturbate.

Hey man, sorry I couldn't go to the strip club with you. I was doing homework.

by ja1ck October 17, 2011

Homework

Homework stands for

Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

Person 1: What is this Sh*t
Person 2: Homework
Person 3: We don't need it, we do all of it at school

by Hogsbreath101 July 28, 2019

national no homework day

National no homework April Friday the 13th.A day when homework is not needed and people get to relax.

Man school sucks, i can wait fot national no homework day.

by 69__Idk May 25, 2018

Homework Recovery

Homework Recovery; trying to regain time management skills and homework knowledge. Is caused due to long periods of procrastination, seasonal breaks (i.e. Winter/Summer break), and a subject with a significantly decreased amount of homework for a period of time (i.e. reading a novel then switching back to a textbook).

Homework Recovery is incredibly hard to reach and can take up to months. Can also resort in severe lack of knowledge which often leads to failing quizzes/tests. Projects as well suffer from Homework Recovery.

You get your project done?

Oh shit, that's due tomorrow, isn't it?

Yeah. Haven't you hit Homework Recovery yet? It's February.

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Oh man, I'm failing Algebra.

Tell me about it, I bombed 4 tests.

Ugh. I really need to hit Homework Recovery soon.

by Elitexf7 February 21, 2011

dog ate my homework

an excuse that teachers think your funny but when it actually happens you gets yelled at. :(

miss the dog ate my homework. IM NOT LYING PLEASE. NO DONT CALL MY PARENTS. NO MISS I SWEAR.

by Heyy... November 28, 2018