bonboniere holder

A ludicrously oversized spoiler on a front wheel drive car. It is often falsely believed by its owner to increase the speed of his ricer, however, only finds use as a shelf for bonboniere

guy 1: Wow, that spoiler's bigger than the car
guy 2: Yep, it's a bonafide bonboniere holder

by C diddy February 23, 2004

Tampon holder

Someone stuck in the friend zone who always helps their crush even though they never show any interest

Man that guy is such a tampon holder . No matter how hard he tries she ain't gonna be into him.

by Psm5254 November 16, 2015

cum holder

A person who keep jizz In their undies because it feels nice with it oozes around they're cock

Paul: why do you keep jizz in your pants?! You're like a cum holder!
Greg: it feels nice on my cock
Paul: sounds good maybe I'll go home pull up the ol' pornhub and keep some miss in my pants
(Next day)
Sophie:ewww what's that In your pants.
Paul: it's jizz it feels nice
Sophie: I wish I could cum,
Paul: you can just go on pornhub!
Sophie: I'll try it!
Then the cycle continues!

by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021

feminine penis holder

a thing of the male sex with a very feminine penis, almost vigina like

bro are you a feminine penis holder?

ya

sammmmme
can I see

by suckmeballs May 17, 2022

Facial Dick Holder

One who holds a dick with his face

Carmen is a facial dick holder

by NogNig March 12, 2009

stubby holder

When one gets extremely intoxicated and passes out, only to have his mates remove his strides and firmly plant a stubby up his arse.

Arrgghh look at the monkey. Can't handle his piss. Stick a goon up the bastards arse.

(moments later)

Look at him. Look at the stubby holder.

by Sloppy Hole May 3, 2005

Holdernism

An undeliberate mal a prop.

Nothing is set in steel.
Like locusts around the honey pot.
Bread and meat to me.
I took that one on the head.
Like taking candy from the store.
He had me by the ankles.
I'll bend my back for you.

by Shepherdess tavern February 12, 2005