A teacher that says bla bla bla this and bla bla bla that. History is the worst subject ever!!! What is the use of history? if I were to work at Woolies, would I need to know when the Industrial Revolution started and what it was?
by Thiccdaddy6969 August 15, 2019
Get the History teachermug. An effective diversion for those who are caught in the act of Colbert Reporting.
Colbert Reporting involves bears, a speed skate, glen beck, pages from Sarah Palins autobiography, and yelling out " Apollo Anton OH NO"
When caught performing this audacious act, Colbert Reporters often divert attention by accusing others of performing Canada's history ( a true urban legend).
Colbert Reporting involves bears, a speed skate, glen beck, pages from Sarah Palins autobiography, and yelling out " Apollo Anton OH NO"
When caught performing this audacious act, Colbert Reporters often divert attention by accusing others of performing Canada's history ( a true urban legend).
" What are you and Glen Beck doing in the back of Scott Brown's Truck?" ..... " Officer if you look two vehicles down you'll realize they're performing Canada's History" ......
by I like Health Care February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. To spend an entire night trying to do all of the sex acts described on urbandictionary.com
Including:
Angry Dragon
Alaskan Tailpipe
The Electric Chair
Cosby Sweater
Brown Necktie
The Carpet Cleaner
Chocolate Pizza
Dog In A Bathtub
rusty trombone
blimpie
Donkey Punches
Jelly Donut
The Flying Camel
Aunt Jemima's Gumbo
rose budding
Alabama Hot Pocket
and anything/everything else
Including:
Angry Dragon
Alaskan Tailpipe
The Electric Chair
Cosby Sweater
Brown Necktie
The Carpet Cleaner
Chocolate Pizza
Dog In A Bathtub
rusty trombone
blimpie
Donkey Punches
Jelly Donut
The Flying Camel
Aunt Jemima's Gumbo
rose budding
Alabama Hot Pocket
and anything/everything else
"Last night me and this chick decided to get drunk and do Canada's History. And then after, we found out there's gonna be a magazine named that soon, CRAZY!"
by MYMA1313 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canadians are nice, polite, non-violent people, so don't believe all this crap about moose antlers, maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, or mounties. In fact, nothing depraved ever happens in Canada. Up here north of the 49th, the term Canada's History simply refers to any friendly act of Sex in the Snow, wearing clap skates. And if Stephen Colbert doesn't know that, he should have his ombudsmanship revoked.
by Eh, Hun? February 8, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A nation's history of diversity, struggle, and great success just like in any other country.
Nothing makes this Country's history better or worse then any other country's
It is not a extreme sexual act as suggested by Steven Colbert, on the Colbert Report
Is something most American's dont know anything about (See Rick mercer asks American's)
Nothing makes this Country's history better or worse then any other country's
It is not a extreme sexual act as suggested by Steven Colbert, on the Colbert Report
Is something most American's dont know anything about (See Rick mercer asks American's)
A subject taught in Canadian schools to share Canadian history with Canadian Children.
A subject in which the War of 1812 is shared and is talked about how Canada took over and burnt down the white house.
A subject in which the War of 1812 is shared and is talked about how Canada took over and burnt down the white house.
by Bexstead February 5, 2010
Get the Canadian Historymug. to defecate, freeze the fecal matter and than use it as a sex toy on ones partner during intercourse.
by jackedonu February 4, 2010
Get the Canadian Historymug. Australian Slang for a depraved sexual act: A willing victim of gay gang-bang done outdoors wholly consisting of "Polar Bears". (ie the Polar Bear= an older hairy gay guy) Maple syrup, antlers, hockey sticks and baby fur seal's pelts are believed to be involved.
by MIlkman Bruce February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.