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helmet boy

1. someone who acts retarded.
2. someone who acts spaztic and out of control.
3. someone who does something stupid.

This word is a comparison to children with disabilities or uncontrollable movements who are required to wear helmets to prevent head injuries.
Hey, Helmet Boy over here thought that light beer meant that it has less alcohol in it!

HB - "Lemmego! Lemme go!" "Chill out helmet boy! you'll get your turn..."
by octavius April 28, 2004
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Turkey Helmet

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace July 30, 2008
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Helensville

A small town to the north of Auckland, New Zealand. Situated on state highway 16. Lots of shops, many second-hand and antique shops as well as arts and crafts.
Also abbreviated as H'ville
I live in Helensville
by KChops April 28, 2011
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Helen Keller Dome

When a girl gives really bad dome because she is only focused on finishing and not appreciating the rod.
" dude my Nina is givin hellaa Helen Keller dome SHIT"
by DaBadBitch November 13, 2011
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Helen Keller Kush

Marijuana so strong that it renders the smoker deaf and blind, ala Helen Keller.
My productivity suffered greatly after taking a few puffs of the Helen Keller Kush.
by bas_rutten September 18, 2012
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helmetta

A .9 square inch town that has duck cops and only revenue is in speeding tickets.
The cops in helmetta are such dicks!

Why?

They pulled me over for going 24 in a 25!

Man, they are dicks!
by hassatt October 11, 2013
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Helen Leichner

To wash one's underwear in the sink so not to do a whole load of laundry
I didn't have enough quarters so I just Helen Leichnered them shits.
by urbanthesaurus July 29, 2014
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