helpdesk

A place where teams of people gloss over the glaring inadequacies (mis-spelt) of the company they work for and get paid for it.

I wish to sell my bottom! - what better place than on the helpdesk. Fuck my corporate ass.

by dave mason December 17, 2003

Helipad

Similar to landing strip: a rectangular patch of pubic hair above the genitals. If the patch is particularly wide and ends up being more square (or it grows in), it becomes a helipad.

"I shaved my pussy and tried to make a landing strip, but I don't think I shaved enough- it looks more like a helipad.

by jianadaren January 16, 2009

i accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me

It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.

"I accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me," Typed me in 6th grade when I was supposed to work on a grammar book.

by Why do I exist March 13, 2018

Heap big

Mildly racist way to say "really big". Supposedly what Native Americans used to say.

That is heap big buffalo.
Dude, that chick has a heap big bootay!

by Bobby Tables June 4, 2010

Can I help you find something?

A phrase copyrighted by Target Corp.
Team members have to ask everyone this.

TM: Can I help you find something?
Guest: Nah, I am good thanks.

by embem February 8, 2009

Heap-Hands

when you're inhebriated and hold your hands in front of you, so it looks their resting on a heap of something.

'look at that twat with the heap-hands!'

by PicklesLSE February 13, 2009

Texas Helper

A lightweight, ornamental chain linking a Prince Albert to a perineum (or "taint") piercing. Texas Helpers can provide the support and guidance needed when making use of the areas surrounding these types of piercing.

I can't count how many times my Texas Helper has helped me navigate out of a sticky situation.

by trön June 13, 2017