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Todd Howard's high heels

Apart from telling tall tales about video games and giving standing blowjobs to ZeniMax executives and true to the nature of the inherently effeminate and preposterously puny and petite stunted sissy manlet fairy that he obviously is, Little Napoleon Howard enjoys prancing about town wearing a variety of fabulous and fanciful high heels on his nasty, little feet, including but not limited to: thick-soled sneakers (undoubtedly containing insoles), boots with stacked heels, platform shoes (obviously), high heels (naturally), stilettos (only for his sugar daddy) and stilts (when grocery shopping all by himself like a big boy). A particularly infamous and hilarious photo beautifully showcasing Tiny Todd's ever-present, deep-seated and overpoweringly potent manletism-induced inferiority complex, taken at the 2015 Fallout 4 video game launch event in Los Angeles, features the illustrious Kaley Cuoco and Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard amongst others. Shamefully grinning while standing on his tip toes (for shame!) like the literal subhuman that he is and while being towered over by absolutely every man, woman and child in the vicinity, Tiny Todd was most likely thinking about ending it all by hanging himself from a table lamp with a string of dental floss upon returning in defeat to his hobbit-hole that night.
Manmore 1: Hey, why are there a bunch of doll shoes lying in the street over there? Manmore 2: Those are Todd Howard's high heels. The dwarfed Oompa Loompa was crossing the street with an armful of high heels when a gust of wind just blew him away. Manmore 1: Manlets BTFO. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024
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PALMETTO HEELS

Palmetto Heels (PTL) is the unified identity of North and South Carolina, representing the states coming together as one. The name combines the palmetto tree, a symbol of South Carolina, with the rolling foothills of North Carolina, reflecting the region’s natural beauty and shared heritage. Founded by Amir Qawihsan, Palmetto Heels embraces the Carolinas’ rich history, culture, and economic strength, creating a powerful and united future for its people.
Palmetto Heels: The New Name of the Carolinas
by PLUDO March 6, 2025
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WHEEL HEEL

THE DUDE RODE HIS WHEEL HEEL TO HARD ADN HE BROKE IT
by POKA HONDA PUSSY MAN March 28, 2020
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Heel up

A term baddies use for playing/using a guy. Meaning they get all pretty, flirt with you, maybe even have sex with you in order to just get something they want.
Emily: we have no booze for tonight

Caitlin: looks like we gotta heel up, tell tony he can come over tonight if he buys for us
by Sunflower23 October 27, 2020
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heel bite

Yeah idk I just saw it on a tiktok.
I got major heel bite bro.
"What even is that?"
Nvm.
by vcuteੈ✩‧₊ December 26, 2024
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Wearin' heels

A wild West expression you.Expression used to denote wearing spurs. This would indicate an element to be feared and the likelihood that the individual is rugged and has experience with a gun.
"For somebody who don't go wearin' heels, you run your mouth kind of reckless, don't you?" - Billy Bob Thornton to Kurt Russell in Tombstone.
by Natronius Gladius September 5, 2025
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