A girl who is the biggest hoe in the friend group. She’ll cheat on you, break up with you and when you finally find someone who’s worth your time that’s when she’ll swoop in and want to be friends with you. Heathers often prefer to be in open relationships and when they are in a relationship they’ll take everything they can from the person... worse yet if their person has money.
by Heatherparr May 4, 2020
Get the Heathermug. I still remember the 3rd of December me in your sweater you said it looked better on me than it did you only if you knew how much I like you, but I watch your eyes as she walks by what a sight for sore eyes brighter than the blue sky, she's got you memorized while I die how could you ever kiss me, I'm not even half as pretty you gave me your sweater it's just polyester but you like her better I wish I were Heather
by Thatweirdgay December 1, 2022
Get the Heathermug. Girl, usually has blonde hair. Loves random Spanish, plays trombone. And uses said trombone as a weapon. Possibly had a broken collar bone in 5th grade. Has a best friend named Gracie, who may have dark hair and play the flute. Heather is classified as a Band Loser, because Band Losers and way cooler than band geeks. Birthday is in February. She may also be known as Heatherito. Likes the Arizona Green Tea Energy Drink. Heather has a mosquito. The End.
by invaderxgaz January 2, 2009
Get the Heathermug. The sexiest girl in the universe.She has the nicest body ever. She is very funny. She likes to eat healthy. Even though she thinks she isnt pretty she is the most amazing girl ever.
by HimynameiscoolJ February 13, 2019
Get the Heathermug. 
She is a mythic bitch.
by Mello💔 June 29, 2018
Get the Heather chandlermug. Amzing actress, dancer and singer. The best triple threat in the world. Super hot and can turn straight girls gay, and gay men straight. The girl with the never ending legs!
by thegleek17 July 19, 2013
Get the Heather Morrismug.