Swedish Handjob 

The act having sex with the space between couch cushions and leaving your product behind.

Jon gave himself a swedish handjob last night and now my couch smells like smega.

Swedish Handjob by Mugufta December 1, 2010

Turkish HandJob 

A hand job of the Turkish nature where one takes the released semen and tosses it gently over their right shoulder. If its not over the right shoulder then definitely not true Turk. Get serious. Originally constructed for Turkish billionaires.

Gazanfer: "That was the best Turkish HandJob of my life. Which shoulder did u release over?"
Gizem: "Don't worry babe it's not my first Turkish Handjob, I threw it over my right shoulder."

Turkish HandJob by Turkish Billionaire July 25, 2012

Diarrhea Handjob 

Diarrhea Handjob; or a DJ - When someone else, or even oneself jerks off using feces in diarrhea form

I like to jerk off my boyfriend when he or I have a sour stomach using Diarrheaas lubricant. My boyfriend calls me a dirty german shitgirl when he comes from my Diarrhea handjob

Diarrhea Handjob by PRG Jen February 18, 2010

typical fucking handjob 

someone you dont want to be around because they are constantly doing handjobish acts.

everyone left the party because vinny was acting like a typical fucking handjob.

typical fucking handjob by TARA1980 February 26, 2008

Peruvian handjob 

the act of getting a handjob with a cocaine leaf then busting it in the leaf and cutting it up and snorting it.

Noah went to the eastside for beer and a Peruvian Handjob

Peruvian handjob by borusb August 24, 2011

Cold Handjob

when your girlfriend has cold hand and gives you a handjob

tim my girl always gives me a cold handjob

chris so what? thats the only way I can finish

tim dude....

Cold Handjob by dcwwcd June 3, 2011

News Handjob 

Reading news for the sole purpose of confirming your own beliefs.

Instead of reading the NYT or the Washington Post Rob is getting a news handjob by clicking on Brietbart
a news hand job

News Handjob by Johnny Cos December 15, 2017