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Hairdresser's syndrome

This is when someone in business says that they could do something so much better than the person or company you used before.

Everyone will be familiar with going to a new hairdresser for the first time and they will invariably ask' who used to do your hair?' and then proceed to say how badly they did it and why you are right to have came to them (even though they are likely to make a bigger dog's dinner of it)

The same also applies for any service you used, 'who did your garden last?', ' who do you use to clean your windows? ', 'who did your last marketing campaign?' - criticism from a new provider is hairdresser's syndrome.
Householder to friend "The new gardener couldn't believe how bad my previous gardener was"
Friend " There's a surprise, that's just hairdresser's syndrome! Your new guy has done an even worse job as far as I can see"
by Big Davie 2 November 28, 2021
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hairdryersexual

attracted to hair dryers
Person 1: hello im a hairdryersexual, my pronouns are hairdryis/hairdryer
Person 2: KYS
by not bonqi (real) March 9, 2022
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HARDOL

Happy and reliable delivery of loads.

India's fastest door to door parcel delivery company.

Providing below services. Within city services, Domestic services, International services, Enterprise servises.
Hardol is the best parcel delivery company in India.
by hardol ji March 10, 2022
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Hairodin

something want flirting on someone but not really because his lazy and not really interested on it
Hairodin wants kpop
by Hairodin May 12, 2022
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hairhorn

A horn made of hair. Particularly one that appears naturally without putting effort into it's appearance.
My boyfriend is a hairless hairhorn because he has these hairhorns that protrude from his shaved head.
by Basill June 17, 2022
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hairoism

Parent of young children: I was in total hysterics after my 6-year-old son tried out his barbering skills on his little sister; fortunately, however, the town barber was able to preform an act of total hairoism on said cranial-makeover disaster, and thus make Little Daughter's tresses look tolerably dignified till they grew out again and could then be re-styled back to normal.
by QuacksO September 28, 2022
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Hairydolphinxoxo

Someone who is freaky in the bedroom and undeniably hot
Gabi: Sara is such a Hairydolphinxoxo
Bethan: Really? I thought she'd be bad in bed
by Sara.is.so.hot October 31, 2022
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