by gta122323 April 21, 2019
Get the Grape Haze mug.The act of having intercourse with your partner in an uncomfortably cold room under the influence of opioids until you both either pass out from hypothermia or the opioids.
by FNG_Soap September 21, 2021
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to contradict onesself so badly, that you actually make a total fool and retard of yourself in front of others, especially family members and significant others.
mother: I don't see the point of celebrating St Valentines any longer; your father din't get me anything this year.
teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre.
mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre.
mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
by Sexydimma February 14, 2012
Get the to haze yourself mug.Fazer Haze Cycle refers to your friends promising they won’t leave you for a younger girl only to quickly become friends and shortly after become lovers.
by yunners67 July 1, 2024
Get the Fazer Haze Cycle mug.The hazy crust that layers the operators kit, uniform, hat, or gloves. This haze is formed over time from sea spray, sweat, blood, tears, dip spit, and in extreme circumstances semen. To his teammates it is a sign of experience, knowledge, and grit. To the head-shed it symbolizes poor decision making and filth.
by DSYL1 June 2, 2024
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Haze is like fog, makes it hard for them to see what's really going on.
Haze is like fog, makes it hard for them to see what's really going on.
by HolocaustKing January 7, 2020
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