History teacher

A teacher that says bla bla bla this and bla bla bla that. History is the worst subject ever!!! What is the use of history? if I were to work at Woolies, would I need to know when the Industrial Revolution started and what it was?
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Canada's History

To spend an entire night trying to do all of the sex acts described on urbandictionary.com

Including:
Angry Dragon
Alaskan Tailpipe
The Electric Chair
Cosby Sweater
Brown Necktie
The Carpet Cleaner
Chocolate Pizza
Dog In A Bathtub
rusty trombone
blimpie
Donkey Punches
Jelly Donut
The Flying Camel
Aunt Jemima's Gumbo
rose budding
Alabama Hot Pocket

and anything/everything else
"Last night me and this chick decided to get drunk and do Canada's History. And then after, we found out there's gonna be a magazine named that soon, CRAZY!"
by MYMA1313 February 05, 2010
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Canada's History

Canadians are nice, polite, non-violent people, so don't believe all this crap about moose antlers, maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, or mounties. In fact, nothing depraved ever happens in Canada. Up here north of the 49th, the term Canada's History simply refers to any friendly act of Sex in the Snow, wearing clap skates. And if Stephen Colbert doesn't know that, he should have his ombudsmanship revoked.
I have a degree in Canada's History, but they wouldn't let me in the Olympics anyway.
by Eh, Hun? February 08, 2010
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Canada's History

An effective diversion for those who are caught in the act of Colbert Reporting.

Colbert Reporting involves bears, a speed skate, glen beck, pages from Sarah Palins autobiography, and yelling out " Apollo Anton OH NO"

When caught performing this audacious act, Colbert Reporters often divert attention by accusing others of performing Canada's history ( a true urban legend).
" What are you and Glen Beck doing in the back of Scott Brown's Truck?" ..... " Officer if you look two vehicles down you'll realize they're performing Canada's History" ......
by I like Health Care February 07, 2010
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Canadian History

A nation's history of diversity, struggle, and great success just like in any other country.

Nothing makes this Country's history better or worse then any other country's

It is not a extreme sexual act as suggested by Steven Colbert, on the Colbert Report

Is something most American's dont know anything about (See Rick mercer asks American's)
A subject taught in Canadian schools to share Canadian history with Canadian Children.

A subject in which the War of 1812 is shared and is talked about how Canada took over and burnt down the white house.
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Canadian History

to defecate, freeze the fecal matter and than use it as a sex toy on ones partner during intercourse.
Last night i gave Lisa a Canadian History and now she has an infection.
by jackedonu February 05, 2010
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Canada's History

Australian Slang for a depraved sexual act: A willing victim of gay gang-bang done outdoors wholly consisting of "Polar Bears". (ie the Polar Bear= an older hairy gay guy) Maple syrup, antlers, hockey sticks and baby fur seal's pelts are believed to be involved.
Sober, Dwayne remembered the Canada's History and smiled.
by MIlkman Bruce February 06, 2010
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