Gurting

When someone is doing something very smart, but also very dangerous.

Man 1: "See ts guy speeding to get to his destination? What he is doing is very smart but also very dangerous."
Man 2: "I knew this was gonna happen, people need to stop gurting, ts so Kevin."

by tricxified May 12, 2025

Gurt

My epic Valorant duo partner, who is extremely handsome!

Gurt is seggc

by Koklol January 18, 2021

Gurt

Gurt is just a cool guy, everyone says "yo!" to gurt. So next time you see him. Make sure you say "no." He's too happy for his own good.

friend: Yo gurt!
gurt: Yo!
You: no. gurt.
*Gurt starts crying*

You: LOL
Friend: LOL

Your mum: SYBAU!

by BambiBlade August 19, 2025

gurt

yo

gurt: yo

by mymathteachersaburden May 3, 2025

Gurt

The act of force feeding a mixture of yogurt and semen down a respectable female’s throat.

Bro he just gurted on everybody.
I’m gonna gurt all over them.

by Throaterton Goaterton May 30, 2023

gurt

the main character

ikiab: ima keep it a gurt
gurt: ts pmo

by Gigglesquirt May 9, 2025

Gurt

Doing something very smart, but also very dangerous.

See ts duck, what he is doing is very smart, but at the same time it could be considered very dangerous
See ts duck, he's gurting

by balooney76 April 15, 2025