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Greeg

Being the type of person to put a carrot into your best friends mouth.
I got kicked out of the party for being a greeg
by Spaggionalgree October 6, 2016
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nice greg

A congratulatory remark usually given after an especially impressive demonstration of lankiness, i.e. hacking some serious sack.
by Boots April 9, 2004
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greggin

ADJ.
1. extremely large hole.
2. gaping
Tony's asshole was greggin after going to confessions with father chapholte.

The hole was greggin.. like throwin a hotdog down a hallway.
by thebombdizzle May 5, 2007
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Greg Gutfeld

Look at me, people! My name is Greg Gutfeld and I’m a little goblin! I bite, RAWR!!
by WorseThanHitler November 13, 2020
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Greggs

The most awesome place ever to buy baked pastry goods. Their sausage rolls and steak bakes are highly recommended. One time they made a festive bake, it was christmas dinner in a pasty, dear lord that was good.

When purchasing at Greggs there are three things you can do:
- Have a Greggs (this involves buying one item and eating it).
- Have a double Greggs (two items).
- Have a triple Greggs (three items).
These items must be savory pastry goods as other items do not count. The double and triple Greggs are for true aficionados only as the sure intake of grease and joy may kill an unexperienced consumer. There has been talk of a legendary Quadruple Greggs, this would almost certainly be suicidal but it would be such a beautiful way to go.

The seven deadly sins are also all releted to Greggs.

-Wrath against those who do not enjoy Greggs.
-Greed (Obvious).
-Sloth (doing nothing but sitting in the pub eating Greggs.
-Pride that you ate a triple Greggs.
-Lust after Greggs.
-Envy of those who have Greggs.
-Gluttony (again obvious).

If you really enjoy your Greggs i would suggest moving to birmingham. You are never more than 5 minutes walk away. There are at least 6 in the city centre.

Some strange people out there will refer to Greggs as 'Greggs Eggs'. These people are wrong. Never has the word Eggs been after Greggs.

MAN GREGGS IS GOOD!!!!!!
Dude i totally just had a triple Greggs, and every one was a festive bake. I may just explode from utter joy.

Guy 1 - Dude i just got a pasty from Greggs Eggs.
Guy 2 - Shutup it's Greggs Fool!

Man one time i totally went to birmingham had a sausage, bean and cheese melt from Greggs. Walked down the road and finished my pasty and went in the next Greggs. It made me weep with joy.
by seanthemanwiththegreggs April 7, 2010
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greggin'

1. v. To skip out on previously made plans and completely ignore commuication.

2. adj. A person who frequently plans things and does not show up, or never answers calls, emails, etc.
"Josh planned out this movie night but he hasn't even shown up, and he won't answer my calls! Yeah, he's greggin'."
by Jonesinpants January 23, 2009
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Greg!

Great and amazing guy but when drunk he likes football player sized women. He might possibly have the worst beer goggles ever but i love him. And his weenis.
Greg! says "you have a beautiful name, now make out with my black friend, ho."
by stank ass ho May 9, 2010
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