dick goblin

someone who gobbles on dangerous amounts of flacid man horn.

ahhh Gookey's a dick goblin, he chomps on so much human horn...it's unreal

by blisterin badman 37 January 23, 2009

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Sex Goblin

Surprising your other half by hiding behind an obstacle only to jump out from behind it revealing you are completely naked shouting the phrase 'sex goblin'. Intercourse guaranteed.

Ny girlfriend loves it when my inner sex goblin is revealed.

by BradTheImpaler March 25, 2016

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Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin)

A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.

The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.

Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :

James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!

Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...

by Jamal Gordon-King January 5, 2010

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Mind Goblin

Mind Goblin is a disease that affects 1 in 5 children

Doctor: I think your son has Mind Goblin

Mother: What is Mind Goblin

Doctor: Mind Goblin Deez Nutz

by SlaveMaster6996 January 13, 2022

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Knob goblin

One who is blessed with the gift of gobbling knob. AKA one of the top 5 cock suckers in the world.

Dude 1: How did your date with Abigail go? You seem to be walking weird, everything alright?

Dude 2: I'm good bro, Abi is a straight up knob goblin. I can hardly walk today.

Dude 1: DAAAAAMN!!!

by dongjohnson November 29, 2015

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