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Grandpa

Your sweet old man who, tells the best jokes, gives you money, You get 100 bucks for turning their tv on. Basically the best people ever
"My grandpa gave me 100 dollars just because I turned their tv on!!!"
by fetasalaatti666 August 11, 2023
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Fukushima Grandpa

An older person willing to sacrifice themselves to save younger people.
"That old dude that clacked off a vest at the Klan rally was a real Fukushima Grandpa!"
by WWIII reenactor July 4, 2024
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weather grandpa

or grandma if refering to a girl): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, about the weather.

N.B: this term was named based my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather.
everybody hates a weather grandpa, especially when the person doing the complaining is under 40 of age and is driving everyone around them nuts.
by Sexydimma March 7, 2013
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Your grandpa queer

This insult is so bad in most countries it is illegal it will make your opponent die ,come back alive,and kill thereself
Jimmy: ur mom gay lol
Devin: yo dad lesbian lmao
Jimmy: you’re granny tranny

Devin: yo fam you uncle bisexual

Jimmy: yo aunt pansexual
Devin: your grandpa queer YEET

Jimmy: turns into a neutron star L
by Lil fam November 20, 2018
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Grandpa Jones

A stereotypical country boy who loves to dance on camera with a fucking banjo.
If you're asking for his age, uhh. Sorry bout' that.
Grandpa Jones is my favourite musician! - Some british person
by this is my pseudonym. barkbark October 26, 2022
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Cute Grandpa

The male version of cute hag.

A pubescent male whom possesses child-like features (not to be confused with femboys or crossdressers, sissies aren't allowed here). Not as strict as cute hags, because masculinity is a beautiful thing, cute grandpas are only a nice addition to it.

So, what does it take to qualify as a cute grandpa? Here's the list:

🎀Face🎀 ~ Just like cute hags, this is essential. Having a neotenous face is everything.

🎀Hair🎀 ~ Anything that isn't bald, has dreads, an afro and karen hairstyle. As for facial hair and body hair, shave it if you don't have a bara build.

🎀Race🎀 ~ Mostly any race can meet the cute grandpa threshold, asains usually stomp on all of them though.

🎀Body type🎀 ~ Ideally anything that isn't obease. Fit will be favored over the rest. Bara builds can sometimes outdo average fit grandpas, Kevin Kaslana (from hi3rd) for example is the perfect combination of both.

🎀Voice🎀 ~ Voices are the most flexible part, any voice will do as long as it isn't feminine.

🎀Personality🎀 ~ Of course, you can't forget about this. Generally speaking, timid, kind-hearted, introverted and melancholic are the most desired personality traits. Bad ones such as sassy, extroverted, arrogant, mean-spirited and aggressive are desposable. However, there are some exceptions with the bad ones, but it is usually the former that wins.

🎉If you check all the marks on this list then congratulations, you've obtained cute grandpa status!🎉
Einstien: I'm sorry, but you completely lost me when you said "masculinity is a beautiful thing" lol. You were being far too harsh on women, and this definition is even more bias than the last one. Also, the fact that you wrote this like you're on Tinder and not on Urban Dictionary has me in tears!

moebarabitch: It's true though, it really is beautiful! Men are objectively better, cute grandpas only double down on that statement. Men (especially bara men) were made for sex, and hags were made to be in the kitchen. "More bias than the last one" Tell me what definition isn't biased on this site, lmfao.

Einstein: You have the worst takes ever. So not only are you a barafag, you're also sexist? Why am I suprised, considering every definition you made? If women weren't made for sex, why do they have vaginas? You know, a sexual organ made for reproduction?

moebarabitch: Good counter-argument, however, did you even bother to take a second at deconstructing my name? Since your reading comprehension is lacking, allow me to do it for you: moe = cute, which I value a lot, (hence the definitions I made) bara = masculine burly men, which I also value a lot, bitch = i'm a bitch (self-explanatiory). I don't hate hags, I just believe in order for hags to unlock their full feminine potential, they must strive to become cute hags. It's a cakewalk for men because as i've already said, and will continue to say until the day I die: masculinity is a beautiful thing.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 20, 2023
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grandpa grabber

"You hear that bitch fucks that old guy for money, what a grandpa grabber
by SkettleSmert March 20, 2016
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