Willy Goo

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.
All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!
by lolilover6969 December 13, 2018
mugGet the Willy Goomug.

Goo to Sleep

Masturbating as a means of falling asleep; as an activity to enhance or accompany sleep or relaxation; use of the opportunity provided by the privacy after hours when everyone else is confined to their rooms.
> I'm gonna goo to sleep.
> You mean "go", right?
> No.
> Oh... uh... -pokerface-
by WD103 March 11, 2011
mugGet the Goo to Sleepmug.

Jail Goo

The only thing left in the Jail's shower, after the water's been drained.

Phobia-Stricken Detective Adrian Monk, was absoloutely terrified by this shit. Honestly man that guy was seriously tripping
ADRIAN MONK: ARrrGh! Wipes. Jail Goo!, Jail Goo!
SHARONA: I ain't got any, Adrian. I've been arrested.
ADRIAN MONK: But.... Jail Goo!
by Dk. April 26, 2006
mugGet the Jail Goomug.

bug goo

1. n. The remains of an insect as a result of splating or squishing a bug. (It also sounds cool.)
Dude, theres bug goo on the windshield. bug goo? BUG GOOOO!
by landon/ brandon August 15, 2003
mugGet the bug goomug.

boy goo

Semen. Male orgasm. Jizz. Cum. Nut. Man bazooka juice.

Term coined by BBW porn star, Cotton Candi from some of her tug job videos.
Girl: (Mid-coitus) “Gimme that icky, icky boy goo!“
by Duke_13 September 13, 2020
mugGet the boy goomug.

Goo Goggles

Goo Goggles:-

Goo Goggling is the act of ejaculating onto the closed eyes of a recipient, thus giving the impression that they are wearing 'goggles', but are infact covered in seminal fluid.

Goo Googles can be given to a sexual partner as a sexual act, or can be striken upon an un-willing recipient in an act of humiliation. Goo Goggles can be used as punishment, where instead of the recipients eyes being closed they are forced open and recieve seminal fluid directly onto their eyes.
"How about I embrace you with Goo Goggles this evening wife."

"LOL I totally gave that beeatch Goo Goggles last night. ROFL irl!"

"I'm afraid that your criminal antics have earn't you a pair of Goo Goggles, hold his eyes open and I shall commence the Goggling.
by S. Ladavooch December 14, 2008
mugGet the Goo Gogglesmug.

Goo Eater

Someone who eats shit. (Human Defication)
by oompa_loompa_3d March 26, 2010
mugGet the Goo Eatermug.

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