goon coon

A very drunken raccoon. Rarely to be found in the wild due to the scarcity of alcohol there. Goon coons usually live in sub urban areas looking for trash bins and open leftover alcohol to get into.

Lowell: Whoa look at that raccoon! I was going to chase him away but it couldn't run straight.

Fred: Dude that’s a goon coon! You shouldn't have left your beer in the garage dude.

Lowell: What? My beer! Damn goon coons!

by Goondued November 8, 2011

goofnugget

A person that does not require any external verbal berating from others, mostly because they do a good enough job of being a complete mockery of themselves.

"Yo, that dude in the sparkly skinny jeans and Ugg boots up on stage trying to act hard is a total goofnugget"

by Joey Pistachio December 24, 2011

goon gargling

The act of having both goon (Australian boxed wine) and a man's testicles in ones mouth and gargling both simultaneously until the point of ejaculation. This is usually followed by the goon gargler swallowing both the goon and the man's sperm.

' this goonbag got me so fucking horny..fancy me some goon gargling tonight'

by goongargler2000 October 19, 2016

Goon Bag Roulette

You peg a goon bag to the washing line and get a bunch of your mates to gather round. You then spin the line and whoever it lands on has to drink then spin it again.

Oi, cunts, lets play goon bag roulette

by Punsexual Cat May 29, 2018

Kissing The Homies Goodnight

The act of Kissing Your Homies.

It is not Homo to do of this act. It is straight as long as u know the real ones.

Kissing The Homies Goodnight happened after the game.

by Kondad October 17, 2022

goon warrior

one who consumes large amounts of goon. goon is the cheapest and strongest alcohol available to money tight teenagers.

see how much he had to drink. he's a goon warrior

by pelaco December 14, 2009

goodnight

not the right spelling of good night! it should not be one word.

good person: "good night! sleep tight!"
annoying person: "goodnight! sleeptight!"

by zoeno September 12, 2017