Guitar
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Guitar
A stringed instrument descended from the lute, and standardised in its modern form in 18th century spain. Perhaps the most poular stringed intsrument in the world, owing to its accesability, portability and musical versatility. A magnet (apparently) for the resentment of those too thick, and without skill enough to play them. Also widley accredited with the breakup, loss of sexual relationships among the thick and unskilled as their sexual partners inevitably, prefer the ministrations of the deft and skillful, indicated by their preferance for guitar playing. and large penises. (see also american blues, tight pants, Jimmy Page).
" i THREW My Girlfreind out last night. i came home early and she was balling that guitar player from the bar last night."
Guitar by Tooold Forthisdumbshit October 6, 2008
guitar hero vision
-dude, is it just me or does that picture on the wall keep growing and shrinking?
-nah, man. that's just your guitar hero vision.
-nah, man. that's just your guitar hero vision.
guitar hero vision by HaleyC March 18, 2008
gitaroo
1. Weapon used by the legendary Gitaroo Man.
2. One of a number of mythical musical instruments, ranging from a guitar to an entire cathedral.
3. A planet once occupied by the Gravilians.
2. One of a number of mythical musical instruments, ranging from a guitar to an entire cathedral.
3. A planet once occupied by the Gravilians.
gitaroo by www.hallofinsanity.com May 11, 2003
Lead Guitar Syndrome
Also known as LGS.
A disorder which causes lead guitarist heads to swell to an unimaginable size, with a strange substance known as ego. Resulting in him gaining an inability to hear any other instrument in the band, causing a more frequent supply of solo's, shredding, too much treble, too much distortion, also his guitar always being a little louder than everyone else, and eventually being asked to leave as he does your head in.
Also this disorder is incurable. Get some reverb you gimps.
A disorder which causes lead guitarist heads to swell to an unimaginable size, with a strange substance known as ego. Resulting in him gaining an inability to hear any other instrument in the band, causing a more frequent supply of solo's, shredding, too much treble, too much distortion, also his guitar always being a little louder than everyone else, and eventually being asked to leave as he does your head in.
Also this disorder is incurable. Get some reverb you gimps.
Drummer - Is it just me or did (lead guitarist) just do a 40 minute blues solo?
Bassist - Yeah he totally has Lead Guitar Syndrome
Bassist - Yeah he totally has Lead Guitar Syndrome
Lead Guitar Syndrome by IwasRaisedBySeaHorses May 13, 2011
hardboard guitar
A cardboard guitar, used for air guitar purposes. Robin Yeatman was the first to ever make and "play" a hardboard guitar in the late 70's, inside the Heavy Metal club "The Soundhouse" in London. The guitar's are fashioned to look like a lead guitarist's instrument.
hardboard guitar by sixcopies August 16, 2006