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'more or less marocan?' ~geert wilders
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Generation Zalpha

A Micro Generation that is between Gen Alpha and Gen Z. The dates range from 2010-2012. They are a mix of both generations, this term was also made because no one can decide on when Gen Alpha starts and where Gen Z ends.
Person 1: Hey, I think I'm Gen Z right? I mean this source says so?
Person 2: You're wrong, my source says something different, we're Gen Alpha.
Person 3: You guys are on the cusp, therefore you are Generation Zalpha, between Z and Alpha!
by yammy1 September 6, 2023
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road gaper

a beginner cyclist, either road (especially master's 35+, category 4) or fixie/single speed, distinguished by disregard for rules, laws, codes, safety, common sense, and courteous behavior and an absence of physical fitness.

characteristics specific to master's 35+ racers include rigs equipped with power meters and costing up to $11K and righteously indignant verbosity. characteristics specific to fixie/single speed riders include excessive and inappropriate pride in the willful ugliness of their machines.

primary motivations for acquiring a bicycle are friends or rivals who ride, doctor's orders to lose weight or succumb to chronic illness, feelings of disconnectedness and alienation, and of not being cool enough.
a 35+ road gaper was stopped facing westbound in the eastbound bike lane. he had to wait for southbound traffic to pass in order to cross. i was driving south and executed a right turn in front of him. he started screaming desperately for me to stop stop stop!!! oh dear, how unpleasant.

at 1030 pm was driving eastbound on madison at about 23 mph, 2 mph below the speed limit. i passed a fixie gaper doing about 12 mph with no headlight or tail light. he started screaming and cursing as i went by.
by Keen Observer in Boulder April 25, 2011
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Simp General

The leader of a legion of Simps.

She’s at the command of thousands of white-knights and desperate men, who’ll do anything to protect their queen. They’re ready 24/7 to drown her in complements or swarm her with donations. In return she’ll maybe say their name if they’re really lucky, but the simps know all too well they shouldn’t expect to get anything back from her in return for their service.

You’ll find these Generals on platforms such as Instagram, Twitch and TikTok, along with their army.

Examples of famous Generals: Addison Rae, Madison Beer, Pokimane and Ava Rose
Wow, Madison Beer really has an impressive army. She’s the biggest Simp General out there.

Dude, look at that Simp General over there. She just received a 3k donation and didn’t even react or say thanks to her Simp.

I wonder whose army would win in a battle between those two Simp Generals.
by Doctor G. Hennen April 25, 2020
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tickle the general

A play-on-words for "tickling the genitals". Act of male masturbation
"you gotta sweeten the deal a little bit. Right? You gotta tickle the generals"
by jakeandamirfan November 23, 2016
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Gaper

An older male who enjoys making gaping holes in younger victims, especially underaged ones.
Diego enjoys having intercourse with younger females and males while leaving their parts way to stretchy.

Have you heard Diego is a Gaper?
by jimskoolaid May 25, 2020
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The Tent Generation

Similar to generation y, the demographic cohort following generation x - today's 20 somethings - who, thanks to the state of the world economy, will now be characterised by their life-long inability to earn enough money to be able to afford a house.
Stuart: Man, I can't believe I even bothered going to university, I'm always going to be part of the tent generation.

Ryan: At least you went to university, I have to live in a Euro-hike.
by Teacher Oliver September 5, 2011
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