A gentleman's stitch is the stitch the doctor gives to woman after birth in the vaginal opening to make sure that future sexual activity will remain satisfactory to the man. The woman is made "tight" again for the man. Sometimes, after a child going through the birth canal, the vaginal opening can become stretched and loose which is not conductive to good Sexual activity. Does the phrase, "you could drive a Volkswagen through there" give you a hint?
When the ultrasound showed how big the baby was growing, I told the doctor I was going to need a gentleman's stitch after it was all over.
by plagerist July 27, 2010
Get the gentleman's stitchmug. When a drunk friend asks for a glass of water while being extremely intoxicated and you hand them a glass of vodka.
by DooDooSoup July 19, 2015
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Get the true gentlemanmug. by Mr. All of the Above August 4, 2008
Get the Nigga-Gentlemanmug. A fictional character created by australians to disguise the reality that they are backward hicks and England's rejects
by sad truth July 12, 2009
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Get the apopka gentlemanmug. The luxurious enterprise of evacuating one's bowels, whilst sitting one-hundred eighty degrees counter-clockwise from the traditional position normally observed in modern lavatories. Such a venture requires the individual to remove at least one item of footwear, as well as de-pants and bare half if not all of the legs.
Public speaking used to scare me, until I discovered the relaxation powers of the The Kensington Gentleman. Just in time for my Grandmother's funeral! Best eulogy ever, period.
by Oliver Kloseoff June 5, 2011
Get the The Kensington Gentlemanmug.