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gentleman's stitch

A gentleman's stitch is the stitch the doctor gives to woman after birth in the vaginal opening to make sure that future sexual activity will remain satisfactory to the man. The woman is made "tight" again for the man. Sometimes, after a child going through the birth canal, the vaginal opening can become stretched and loose which is not conductive to good Sexual activity. Does the phrase, "you could drive a Volkswagen through there" give you a hint?
When the ultrasound showed how big the baby was growing, I told the doctor I was going to need a gentleman's stitch after it was all over.
by plagerist July 27, 2010
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Virginia Gentleman

When a drunk friend asks for a glass of water while being extremely intoxicated and you hand them a glass of vodka.
Lisa was puking her guts out and Stevie kindly gave her a Virginia Gentleman.
by DooDooSoup July 19, 2015
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true gentleman

A man who uses his pillow under his partners butt during anal sex.
by K7itten September 4, 2016
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Nigga-Gentleman

A nigga who is a goon, but also knows how to dress and act in public or when the time is right!
Is that Ray-Ray in that suit? He a nigga-Gentleman
by Mr. All of the Above August 4, 2008
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Aussie Gentleman

A fictional character created by australians to disguise the reality that they are backward hicks and England's rejects
Fact: there is no such thing as an aussie gentleman
by sad truth July 12, 2009
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apopka gentleman

an apopka gentleman is a cocktail or alcohol beverage consisting of a four loko and two roofies
at the bar josh ordered a round of apopka gentleman's for the ladies at the end of the bar
by hotlunch19 November 22, 2011
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Like a gentleman

To attempt to behave as a gentleman would. A gentleman, by definition is polite, courteous and drinks beverages with his "little" or "pinky" finger sticking out. Of late the term "Like a gentleman" has tended to be tack on to the end of a sentence for humourous effect, especially in the context of drinking alcoholic beverages. See also like a lord.
I'm going to drink this beer like a gentleman.
I was drunk last night, drunk as a gentlemen.
by Yogrog August 28, 2006
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