gentleman's stitch

A gentleman's stitch is the stitch the doctor gives to woman after birth in the vaginal opening to make sure that future sexual activity will remain satisfactory to the man. The woman is made "tight" again for the man. Sometimes, after a child going through the birth canal, the vaginal opening can become stretched and loose which is not conductive to good Sexual activity. Does the phrase, "you could drive a Volkswagen through there" give you a hint?

When the ultrasound showed how big the baby was growing, I told the doctor I was going to need a gentleman's stitch after it was all over.

by plagerist July 27, 2010

Virginia Gentleman

When a drunk friend asks for a glass of water while being extremely intoxicated and you hand them a glass of vodka.

Lisa was puking her guts out and Stevie kindly gave her a Virginia Gentleman.

by DooDooSoup July 19, 2015

true gentleman

A man who uses his pillow under his partners butt during anal sex.

Che is a true gentleman.

by K7itten September 4, 2016

Nigga-Gentleman

A nigga who is a goon, but also knows how to dress and act in public or when the time is right!

Is that Ray-Ray in that suit? He a nigga-Gentleman

by Mr. All of the Above August 4, 2008

Aussie Gentleman

A fictional character created by australians to disguise the reality that they are backward hicks and England's rejects

Fact: there is no such thing as an aussie gentleman

by sad truth July 12, 2009

The Kensington Gentleman

The luxurious enterprise of evacuating one's bowels, whilst sitting one-hundred eighty degrees counter-clockwise from the traditional position normally observed in modern lavatories. Such a venture requires the individual to remove at least one item of footwear, as well as de-pants and bare half if not all of the legs.

Public speaking used to scare me, until I discovered the relaxation powers of the The Kensington Gentleman. Just in time for my Grandmother's funeral! Best eulogy ever, period.

by Oliver Kloseoff June 5, 2011

Like a gentleman

To attempt to behave as a gentleman would. A gentleman, by definition is polite, courteous and drinks beverages with his "little" or "pinky" finger sticking out. Of late the term "Like a gentleman" has tended to be tack on to the end of a sentence for humourous effect, especially in the context of drinking alcoholic beverages. See also like a lord.

I'm going to drink this beer like a gentleman.
I was drunk last night, drunk as a gentlemen.

by Yogrog August 28, 2006