Yard Gnome

A member of the Fire Department whose only apparent job is to stand in the front yard of the scene with arms crossed, otherwise not doing a damn thing.

I had to drag the hose around the Yard Gnome on my way into the house fire.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

pussy-gnome

1. - (n.) a mythical being of diminuitive stature that lives in a woman's vagina.

2. - (n.) a cowardly person of diminuative stature.

1.) Sally's gynocologist was quite surprised when, during a routine checkup, he discovered a pussy-gnome residing within her uterus.

2.) Don't be such a "pussy-gnome", Billy, and go score us some weed!

by Jerrodimus Prime December 15, 2004

wandering gnome

A person who goes over to someone's house and gets so drunk that they get disoriented and think they're in the bathroom, when they're actually pissing in the corner somewhere.

"Hey man...for this party, DON'T invite Russ. The last time he got so shitfaced that he pulled a wandering gnome. What a hog!"

by Hyde43 April 9, 2006

Biscuit Gnome

An orgy involving lesbians, biscuits and some form of marine life (preferably sea horses), while a gay midget watches.

"Dude, last night i had a biscuit gnome!"

by gytu423 August 13, 2009

gnomer

complete ugly peice of shit

damn shannon looks like a gnomer in that picture

by James Viani July 3, 2007

geometry

A VERY hard form of math that is very pointless and will never be used in real life. Involves all shapes and proofs. ugh

Mr. Braddock do we have anything geometry related today?
- No really nothing is geometry related because nothing relates to geometry because it is pointless

by zeusROSS December 2, 2009

Geometry

The mathematics of the properties, measurement, and relationships of points, lines, angles, surfaces, and solids.

A squared plus B squared equals C squared.

by Hydrangea May 10, 2005