Function: noun
Date: coined early twenty-first century
1. A person whose estimations of worth include pseudo-numbers, often with mix-and-match prefixes and suffixes.
<ka-million, qua-trillion, ga-zillion, etc.> If a person uses this word to describe a wealthy individual, they are themselves, in fact, the true "gabillionaire".
2. One whose assets exceed the nonsensical amount of "gabillion". A rare breed, to be sure.
Date: coined early twenty-first century
1. A person whose estimations of worth include pseudo-numbers, often with mix-and-match prefixes and suffixes.
<ka-million, qua-trillion, ga-zillion, etc.> If a person uses this word to describe a wealthy individual, they are themselves, in fact, the true "gabillionaire".
2. One whose assets exceed the nonsensical amount of "gabillion". A rare breed, to be sure.
1. "It's ok, I have a bazillion of these at home. Take some." -person
"You must be able to afford them because you're a gabillionaire." -other person *chuckles knowingly*
2. The gabillionaire's home was hard to find, given that their party had no idea what it looked like; the proprietor had described the value his estate in terms that cannot be represented in standard bank accounts.
"You must be able to afford them because you're a gabillionaire." -other person *chuckles knowingly*
2. The gabillionaire's home was hard to find, given that their party had no idea what it looked like; the proprietor had described the value his estate in terms that cannot be represented in standard bank accounts.
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The retarded lizard man from "That time I got reincarnated as a slime", used either as an insult, or a compliment of the highest order.
Quit being a fucken Gabiru! (negative)
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Synonym(s): Impulsive Lier
Synonym(s): Impulsive Lier
-Guy 1: Dude I totally have a falcon that kills anyone from the government that is out to get me because I'm a part of an organization called FBI I'm the president of it because i made it.
-Guy 2: Uh dude...stop gabing me. We all know thats not true
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-Guy 1: Dude I have cancer. But I have hair that I can glue to my head. AND IT GROWS WITH MY HAIR!
-Guy 2: Wow thats not cool. Stop gabing me you retard.
~Next Day~
-Guy 1: Oh the cancer thing is all over with because I made a cure and I used it. But it was only enough for myself and the ceiling collasped on my head so i forgot how to do it.
-Guy 2: *Walks away shaking his head* Fucking asshole.
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-Nerd 1: Insert popular girl's name here totally blew me last night.
-Nerd 2: Yeah right. Stop gabing me.
-Guy 2: Uh dude...stop gabing me. We all know thats not true
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-Guy 1: Dude I have cancer. But I have hair that I can glue to my head. AND IT GROWS WITH MY HAIR!
-Guy 2: Wow thats not cool. Stop gabing me you retard.
~Next Day~
-Guy 1: Oh the cancer thing is all over with because I made a cure and I used it. But it was only enough for myself and the ceiling collasped on my head so i forgot how to do it.
-Guy 2: *Walks away shaking his head* Fucking asshole.
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-Nerd 1: Insert popular girl's name here totally blew me last night.
-Nerd 2: Yeah right. Stop gabing me.
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