Gurt

Something that is very smart but at the same time it can be very dangerous.

Caps: I’m going to take 10 geebs
Kersch: What? That’s so gurt. Because it’s very smart but it can be very dangerous.

by 3geebprice April 29, 2025

Gurt

Something very smart but also very dangerous. Can be a modifier to clarify.

Being a stuntman is so gurt. G’he has a Phd in child psychology.

by voggsp April 21, 2025

gurt

gurt is based.

Person 1: yogurt
gurt: gurt
Person 1:gurt

by BlueYSusAmigosYT November 7, 2022

gurting

doing something thats very smart but also very dangerous

me: yogurt

gurt: sybau
sybau: gurting

by Nnl April 13, 2025

Gurt

The act of force feeding a mixture of yogurt and semen down a respectable female’s throat.

Bro he just gurted on everybody.
I’m gonna gurt all over them.

by Throaterton Goaterton May 30, 2023

Chocolate Go-Gurt

When a person with a penis is done with anal intercourse, the receiver squeezes whatever shit got down the urethra into their mouth, resembling a Chocolate Go-Gurt.

James: How did anal with Jessie go last night?
Joshua: It was great, but she had a chocolate go-gurt when she was done.

by SilliestTransgirl August 19, 2022

Gurt

When a nasty women ejaculates, but it comes out of her anus. Essentially sharting during sex only it’s not just poop, it’s slimy and in a liquid state

Yeah bro I was giving Nadia back shots and I saw her butthole start to quiver. I knew she was about to Gurt but I didn’t care. Safe to say I spent the next hour in the shower getting all the Gurt off of me and I just threw my sheets away. But what can I say, gurters have the most fun!

by Gurt lover 56 April 21, 2024