Max Goldberg

Owned of YTMND, whos followers denied his please and staged a massive attack on eBaumsworld.com, which was highly successful. This "cyber-terrorist act" (as quoted by Eric Bauman) was a huge blow to the already weak eBaum's World.

Max Goldberg IS THE MAN NOW DOG! (As seen in the hit YTMND)

by Leon Kennedy February 4, 2006

golf laugh

Much like a golf clap in idea, but used differently: To offer a short, polite chuckle to someone as an acknowledgement that they said something THEY think is amusing, but it really isn't. To help someone not feel uncomfortable or embarrassed by politely laughing at their stupid joke.

"OMG, that guy I'm dating said that stupid duck-under-one-arm joke lastnight in front my friends! I had to give him the golf laugh just so he didn't look like a complete idiot!"

by Headmeister May 1, 2007

Golgotha Shocker

What Doubting Thomas did with his other hand. The act of digitally outraging the cloacal vent while simultaneously probing a wound to distract the patient in lieu of anesthesia.

The Paramedics gave the injured motorcyclist a very rough Golgotha Shocker when applying traction to his compound fracture.

by Honda.Supercub November 11, 2014

Golden Whip

Being hosed with urine at the public urinal.

Mr Holt was busying himself at the public urinal when he recognised his old friend standing next to him, so he turned towards him sharply and in doing so cracked The Golden Whip.

by Noa Utos August 20, 2016

Golic's Hammer

When two people disagree and can't come to an agreement, the one that can beat the other one up wins.

Golic and Greeny can't agree on where to eat. Golic invokes the Golic's Hammer and chooses Waffle House.

by Jer24 May 24, 2017

Goldilocks Cock

A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.

Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.

by The Original Argoniphile June 10, 2018

Golleren

When you get thirsty after smoking weed. Usually, it would be soda, energy drinks, or alcoholic beverages.

Two dudes are getting stoned:
"Yo fam, do you have some golleren?"
" Yeah, there should be some soda in the bag."

by PhatPussyDestroyer345 October 20, 2018