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hammering tommy fury

by Chach12369 February 26, 2023
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cuban fury

The film so shit that if your friend recommends you watch it, you know they’ve clearly lost their mind.
Friend: Dude, you should totally watch Cuban Fury. You will laugh you’re arse off. It’s hilarious!

You: 😬
by TheBotches April 4, 2021
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fury

A movie in a world war 2 timescale of a tank platoon being ambushed.
Hey look FURY .
Tank: what you say to me.
by idiot here December 13, 2021
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Fury wank

When someone gets that excited about the boxing they jizz in their pants
Barry was so excited bout the fight he done a fury wank
by Barry charver October 10, 2021
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Fury

A highly strategic, near-mythical war machine operating in the world of Last War. Known for his devastating PvP strength, whisper-level communication skills, and an uncanny ability to vanish into CNX or UMA just before joining TSX (allegedly).

A rare hybrid of military intelligence, fitness enthusiast, and ninja-style alliance member. While most players are either talkers or fighters, Fury’s the guy who reads the whole war report in 12 seconds, wipes a base, and disappears again—like Batman, if Batman bench-pressed tanks.

A master of mystery, possessing an MBA and the biceps of a protein-powered Spartan. Has been "just about to join TSX" since 2023, creating more suspense than the Game of Thrones finale (and marginally less betrayal).

In reality, Fury is disciplined, analytical, and relentlessly fit. In-game, he’s an elite PvP specialist and an accidental stand-up comedian thanks to his alliance-hopping antics and expert-level trolling of one (1) very patient friend.

Fun Facts:

Communication style: Rare, efficient, possibly encrypted. / Home alliance: All of them. At once. Temporarily. / War record: Classified. But terrifying. / Cardio routine: Probably longer than your entire alliance meeting. / Mood: 90% focus, 10% mischief, 100% unreadable.

See also:
Cheshire Cat, BR Whisperer, The MBA Assassin, Your Alliance Next Week?
I’ve fought beside Fury twice. Both times, the only thing louder than the damage was the silence he left behind. He’s not loud. He’s decisive.
by jax2020 June 6, 2025
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Midget fury

One who shorter than 5,2ft and is not happy with they're height so they take all they're anger out on other people
Maddy is a midget fury she's wack
by Donald 6917 October 12, 2022
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