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Fuckery

When you find a duck and it smells like pussy
Them: hey why this duck smell like Pusey

You: it’s fuckery

Them: o yea
by Michael put your shirt back on October 16, 2019
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Intense fuckery

Having anal sex intensly, or having hardcore sex. Sex so hard that you will get a rash on your dick, or your dildo will start melting, usually causes space and time to rupture.
My wife and I had some intense fuckery last night. It melted my dick right off
by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016
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Fuckery

The Inevitable event in a night where plans do not turn out the way you or anyone expected they would, thus leading the rest of the night into a downward spiral.
by XxITS SPØØKYxX February 13, 2019
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Fuckery

1. Something worthless or of extremely low quality
2. A deceptive or insincere communication
1. I bought this lil' bit of fuckery at Best Buy and it's supposed to work, but wouldn't you know! Plug the thing in and I got an error message! Absolute waste.

2. I would have watched the State of the Union last night but that dickhead subjects us all to so much fuckery that you might as well watch a dog barking--he'll tell ya more about the "state of the Union."
by Buggery and Fuckery February 6, 2020
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Fuckery

A state of failure and/or inefficiency due to some confluence of lies, deceit, manipulation, incompetence and cognitive dissonance.
"Schmucko's behavior represented the height of fuckery as he consistently promised that this time things would be different after several successive business adventures failed due to his repetitive false or misguided assurances."
by Perri-David January 12, 2023
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Tom Fuckery

Acting like a Tom Fuck

Doing something with no fucks given

Just a mess

Expect the unexpected
Time for a Tom Fuckery night

Man that was Tom Fuckery game last night
by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020
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Instigating fuckery

When someone or something instigates foul nonsense bullshit to the point of receiving backlash and payback but nobody really wins.
Jeff stop fucking with Tara, Tara stop engaging with Jeff or he’ll never stop.

Jason “I’ve had it with this instigating fuckery.”
by TaraRae82 January 2, 2023
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