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freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)

Freshmanitis:most commonly diagnosed to freshman,
this disease is caught by freshman from odd upper classmen, and is highly contagious.

Symptoms include: extremely low amounts of spirit, sitting on your ass during pep rallies, and pretty much anything else annoying including not wanting to yell or express happiness

This disease has no cure, but it eventually goes away once the person with the illness becomes a sophomore. Only the odd children are uncurable and will stay infected to then pass it on to the lower class men.

Germex is reccomended to prevent the spreading.
These chlidren tend to live lives of social isolation, mimicking the faggetry portrayed in high school, in a sad attempt to do normal things.
freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)
Jim: "Dude, That pep rally sucked."
Bob: "Yeah, all because of the freshman."
Jim: "I hate them, man!"
Bob: "It's just freshmanitis. You had it too."
Jim: "...Yeah...I know"
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James F. Byrnes Freshman Academy

James F Byrnes Freshman Academy. A nasty ass school filled with roaches crawling, stank ass hoes, bloody tampons on the floor, and nasty dick sucking mfs in the bathroom. You can find your local red necks and wanna be gang bangers here. The School so damn broke, they barley can afford to get the nasty ass school cleaned.
James F. Byrnes Freshman Academy is nasty
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A sentence that cows say when angry at freshman. The sentence doesn’t make sense but they are cows so luckily it wasn’t just “moooooo”. This sentence is used usually by a group of three cows that all look like each other, are super bored with their lives, and smell really dank. ;)
One of the three cows: “mooooooo”

Non-cow person: “what was that”
One of the three cows: “moooo Does it look like it says freshman on it moooo?”
Non-cow person: “does it look like is says for smelly a$$ cows on it?”
One of the three cows: “mooooooo” *hairflip*
by thefabfag;) November 17, 2021
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The default picture used by over 84% of users of the popular networking site myspace (See definition #4).
-Man, she looks fine!
-Can't you tell? That's a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face, dude.
by cchriss92 August 9, 2007
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Freshman

"Freshman" is a school term for "Newfag"
Mark: oh hey James I'm a freshman now!!
James: doesn't that make you a newfag?
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freshman goggles

Similar to beer goggles. When you are a freshman (in high school or college) and everyone you meet is new and exciting, you think that people (especially of the opposite sex) are attractive, nice and/or interesting when they're actually aggressively mediocre in hindsight. Although this phenomenon is worst in high school freshmen and can actually lead to mistakes that impact the rest of one's high school life, upon acceptance to college the high school senior immediately forgets everything they learned not to do and proceeds to make the same mistakes as a college freshman (although freshman goggles usually fade within a month or two in college, while a high school freshman may wear their goggles for the entire year).
September, high school senior: "Ugh, Rafael is coming back for alumni day this week. I really don't want to see him again."
Emma, high school senior: "I can't believe you actually liked him."
September: "I had freshman goggles. I can't believe I was ever that stupid. By the way, have I told you about Dylan?"
Emma: "No?"
September: "Yeah, I met him online! We both got into the same program at X University. This is him. He's cute, isn't he? We talk like every day and we're making plans to meet up before school starts and..."
Emma: "And the cycle continues."
by QueenZ122699 October 19, 2018
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freshmanic

Being so overly confident and stupid that you just seem like a dumbass. Absolutely fucking ridiculous. You’re not even cool, just shut up.
Look at that kid, he’s so freshmanic
by Ya know it’s joe January 20, 2018
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