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freakazoid gerker

When you play Call of Duty infinite warfare and you go off so hard that you unlock 3 supply drops in one game
Oh Man! I just when off so hard in infinite warfare I'm such a freakazoid gerker!
by Mr.smuggypuss January 28, 2019
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freakin flakin bitch

A bitch who flakes on you ; Doesn't do what they said they would
Person A: I asked superman to go to a party but he was a no show.

Person B: He's such a freakin flakin bitch
by lovesexmagic August 9, 2009
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Freakish Cluster Bear

The Freakish Cluster Bear is the most fearsome creature ever known, by any being, celestial or otherwise, it killed Jesus, birthed Satan, skull fucked Chuck Norris and shit on your mothers chest. At first there was nothing, emptiness, cold. Then there was the Freakish Cluster Bear, rampaging through the cosmos creating Heaven, Hell, Earth, God, Satan, Buddah, Shiva and Allah. They sprang up from the virtual oceans of fear, let forth from the stars. It is foretold that, at the end of time, the Freakish Cluster Bear will be released from his bonds by the Chosen One, who will rise up among men to free the Creator. The Freakish Cluster Bear wil then take up its run through the cosmos and decimate all in its path, cleansing the world of all non-believers and those that are unworthy, creating a new utopia for all of his children to thrive and prosper in for all of time.
Accept the the teachings of the Chosen One and let him lead us to utopia of the Freakish Cluster Bear.

The second coming of the Freakish Cluster Bear is upon us.
by Sir Grifficus February 7, 2010
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Freak Patrol

Freak Patrol is a comedy game where you watch people. It is commonly done in air ports or places where there are lots of people and you are terribly board. To freak patrol one simply needs to unnoticeably watch people go by and point out freaks to the other players.
During one round of freak patrol we spotted a man who had a very small face, his head was regularly sized, but his mouth, eyes, and nose were much closer together and smaller then a normal person's. It looked like he had a forehead all the way around his face.
by whatodoifyourboard December 2, 2009
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freakjacker

A dude who likes to whack it off to the really obscure shit in private.
So, according to Phil's internet history, he was looking for Jane Jetson, nipple-less girls, and salmon. All in the same 4 minutes. Freakjacker.
by TomKVideo April 14, 2010
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Freakbook

An individual with tendency toward excessive or irrational suspiciousness and distrustfulness of Facebook.
John wouldn't put his real name on Facebook, what a freakbook!
by Dom Mass August 14, 2010
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freakbull

Person who is inherently horny at all times of the day. meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without having sexual desires
Tyler is such a freakbull. It’s 5:30 am and he’s stalking all these Pornstars Instagrams liking pictures and arguing in comments..
by jmoney2994 July 22, 2018
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