Flaker Boy

when someone agrees to something or makes a plan or says they are going to do something with you but everytime they instead end up hanging out with a random bitch on the street that they don't know and/or just met

Alex - did you have fun hanging out with that grenade Flaker Boy?

Jimmy - Are you talking about Larissa? She's like a 6 not a 4 so she's not a grenade and people get busy it's life bro you can't get mad at me for not coming to your Superbowl party with the boys

by TaintedTaint44 October 14, 2025

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Douche fluter

Someone that vapes.

"Want to hit my vape? "
"Nah sorry I'm not a douche fluter"

by _majestical_testicle_ July 25, 2018

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Ok Flumer

It's like Ok Boomer, but is used against people that severely overrate Influenza rather than Boomers.

Some people say that the Flu is worse than Covid-19, even though it's averaging less deaths per day this year than Covid-19 is, so I sometimes like to comeback with Ok Flumer.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 13, 2020

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Shit Fluke

Shit fluke is when you are sleeping walking and you take a shit in a place in your house other than the actual bathroom.

Abel did you know that last night you were sleep walking and did a shit fluke on the kitchen floor?

by DeathPunchMonkey February 4, 2021

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Brimmed Fluke

A man who intentionally commits a crime hoping to get arrested. Prior to this act, the Meth addicted pincushion stuffs as many drugs into their man cave as possible. When they arrive at a detention facility, they proceed to probe their own rectum to induce a bowel movement. This makes the drugs available to them for personal use and bartering. Items bartered for include other drugs, gay sex, phone calls, commissary, and a long list of further demeaning acts. Ironically always on the library list for the book "The Way of the Fish".

Fucking Burford...he rear ended that car intentionally after he went Brimmed Fluke. He missed his life of action on the inside.

by Fuqtoo February 2, 2023

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