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Poseidon Flash Flood

When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way
After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet
by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022
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Flood me

To send someone a bunch of pictures and videos of yourself.

@therealyvngever
Him: Can you FLOOD me real quick?

Her: What does flood me mean?
Him: Send me a bunch of pics and videos of you.
by @Therealyvng4ever August 11, 2022
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Flood

(n.) a horrible annoying piece of shit caused by fay that gets in all of your friends' houses and destroys everything and makes alligators and fish in the street and makes it so you can't go to school, etc. In short, you just hate it; because you hate Fay and it is a by-product of Fay.

(adj.) Since the flood is hated so much, it is used as an adjective roughly equivalent to the British term "bloody" or "bleeding"
(n.) Damn that flood, there was an alligator in my nieghbor's car, and a fish in my bedroom-canal!

(adj.) You are a flooding idiot. You floody moron.
by Fay-Hater October 16, 2008
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Facebook Flood

Having your facebook newsfeed flooded about updates of a particular event(s)
A: man, I got facebook flooded by all these NHL games.

B: orly? Mine's flooded with apps.
by idontknowwhatnametouse December 1, 2011
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flooding

The act of submitting an excessive amount of content to an online platform. The term is used on different types of platforms, so depending on the platform content may refer to chat messages, forum posts, videos, pictures, etc.
Username was banned for flooding.
by PitchforkAssistant October 25, 2023
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flood the nile

When a girl is wet enough to squirt
Baby I'm going to make you flood the nile tonight!0
by Sonny bertram February 25, 2019
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Anal Flood

When you give a girl an enema and force her to hold it in before you perform anal sex. This causes contractions that can be pleasurable to the man.

It is advisable to have her use a dueche first as this may have disastrous results if she is not in complete control of herself.
Dude, I gave her an anal flood before I put it in and I could feel her bear down on me the whole time.
by Dr. McNasty420 August 20, 2023
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